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bix brillo
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"How much is that doggy innuendo ?"

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horsin' around

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Prison

574 Jokes  3 Videos

...a man who had sex with a horse was sentenced to 3 years in prison.  Man denied doing anything wrong and insists that he and the horse had a stable relationship. 


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job insecurity

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

...i was offered a job recently at a radio station.  The human resources director said the job paid $8 an hour now, and would pay $12 an hour in 90 days.  When i was asked when i could start, I said "How about in 90 days?" 


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highlights

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Mets

152 Jokes  2 Videos

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.  


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til we meat again

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Vegetarian

31 Jokes

...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.  


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recount

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

649 Jokes  17 Videos

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.  The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest.  The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.  


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it's gotta be the shoes

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Airport

437 Jokes  13 Videos

...it used to bother me every time i had to take my shoes off at airports, but now i'm used to it.  At the same time i'm really grateful that Richard Reid wasn't the underwear bomber.  


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Love & Maheriage

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Bill Maher

17 Jokes  1 Videos

Bill Maher has hinted that he may be ready to marry, something he swore he would never do.   Bill now feels he is ready because he has met the right woman, has plenty of money, and is tired of being happy.  


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neither rain nor snow

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2009
Category: News  
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Cop

1340 Jokes  15 Videos

...Grand Forks N.D. police arrested a man who stole a mail carriers' uniform and truck and began driving it around neighborhoods.  What alerted police to the man was that most of the mail was delivered to the correct address and on time.   


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dungeons & dragons

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Dungeons and Dragons

5 Jokes

...the makers of Dungeons & Dragons have added 3 new mythical figures to its popular role playing game, the first new figures since the game was created.  The new figures include the Manticore, the Fire Breather, and the Honest Politician. 


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cars

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2009
Category: News  
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Automaker

216 Jokes  4 Videos

Proctor-Silex, maker of the world's best toasters, is getting into the automobile industry.  The first cars have rolled off the assembly line, look great, and get 35 miles to the gallon.  The only downside so far is that they pop you out of your seat every 8 minutes.  


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Stand-up comedian...the story so far: i was born...told one joke after another, and before we knew it we were all in nursing homes.....have shared a stage with many fine comedians including jon reep, arj barker, amy schumer, tommy savitt, joe klocek, kurtis matthews, BT, leif skyving, steve mazan, beth schumann, marc yaffee, and many more.....find out more about me than you'll ever wished you knew at: www.myspace.com/bixbrillo

shel- the shtick guy says:

Nice job on the flu. Where the heck do you live? Want to give me your e-mail address? I'll reciprocate.
shel-the shtick guy.
You doing any standup?

Jim Bo says:

Bix, Nice meeting you and hearing a couple of your sets, TOP NOTCH STUFF! Look me up whenever your in the area.

Raymond Dean says:

Fresh views.
I like your style.

Ray Ellin says:

funny funny stuff

bix brillo says:

...thank you so much for the kind words...you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.......keep the baby, faith......
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