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 JOLIE - PITT BABY

By: becky donohue (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Angelina Jolie
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So, the Jolie-Pitt baby pics came out.  And I gotta tell you for five seconds I had the following thought, "You know what, I'd f**k that baby."  And I'm not a babyf**ker.  Some people get mad when I say that, which in turn makes me mad.  I mean come on.  Look at my picture.  Clearly, I can do better than a baby. 

Think of this joke as my version of a public service announcement.  Someone, some where is going to try and f**k that baby.  I mean it's already got Angelina's gigantic lips, a set of double D's, and probably a steel-plated penis that shoots gold coins.  Two people that hot can only create an alien baby.  So, let's help that kid out and at the very least put it in some kind of f**k-retardant suit until it's at least 21. 

 

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