 |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
  
|
"Too much is not enough"
Female
Registered on: 06/04/07
Location:
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/becky000
|
Biography:
An angry 6'4" Rebecca Arthur lumbers onto the stage looking as if she were about to audition for Godzillas bride. She plants herself meaningfully in the middle of the stage and glares at her audience. Finally when the laughter fades, without a hint of a smile on her face, the TALL COMIC delivers humor so dry it could suck the water out of an Olympic sized pool. And the audience goes wild. Yeah, I know how big I am. You tend to notice when you have to buy your shoes online...from 'Blacksmith.com. After I won California's Funniest Female the rumors started...that I offered sex to the judges...I don't offer sex....I threaten sex..." Wining Californias Funniest Female Contest over 120 funny females, Rebecca then proceeded to perform her comedy act from Los Angeles to New York. She was featured on Last Comic Standing and on TLCs Faking It.
|
|
Page Views: 510
|
| |
Jokes: 2
|
| |
Videos: 2
|
| |
Comments: 0
|
| |
Fans: 3
|
I was driving behind a Lexus the other day and noticed it had a WWJD? (What Would Jesus Do?) bumper sticker. I pulled up next to him at the light, rolled down my window and said, "Jesus Would Walk!!!!"
|
Share via:  Email  Facebook  MySpace     | Comments (0) | Rate it:      |
President George W. Bush announced at a press conference today, held in the Oval Office that his administration is launching the new “Faith-Based Nuclear Waste Disposal” plan, to handle the containment of the nation’s nearly 4,500 tons of nuclear waste currently stored at nuclear power plants around the country. “Its time we let God sort it out,” said the president.
The administration's plan is a continuation of other faith-based initiatives including the faith-based budget deficit elimination plan, the faith-based terrorist watch network, the faith-based job creation program, the faith-based FDA new drug approval policy, and the first program widely acknowledged for its significant success, the faith-based fair elections initiative..
|
Share via: Email Facebook MySpace | Comments (0) | Rate it: |
There are currently no comments for this user.
|
|
|
Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc. | Powered by the NPGroup!
|
|
|
|
|
