I wonder if Cajuns who have Alzheimer's walk around saying Who Dat. 

I had a falling out with my skydiving instructor.

A toilet is being sent to the International Space Station with the Space Shuttle.So,as far as I'm concerned,the moon mission is still on track. 

I understand that Michael Jackson might be digitally inserted into the new We Are The World video.I'm sure Michael was quite familiar with inserting his digits. 

A new tv series is being written,based on the escapades of Mark Sanford and John Edwards.It will be called.............Sanford and Illegitimate Son

Some guy is selling golf balls that have the faces of all the mistresses of Tiger Woods.If you hit on them just right,you can drive them crazy. 

Tip Of The Day:Never accept a ride from a soap opera driver. 

I keep hearing about  sticky gas pedals in Toyota cars.What the hell were those people DOING at work?

Larry King had himself turned into a Na'vi,from the Avatar movie.His actions produced the lowest hanging blue balls in history.

What do you get when you cross Foot Locker with The Hurt Locker?

..............A very athletic shoe bomber.