It was rumored recently that First Dog Bo is being flown around the country in his own private jet. It was also rumored that he was seen with RNC Chair Michael Steele "checkin' out the bitches" at club Voyeur.

Bristol and Levi announced wedding plans recently. Mother Sarah set-up the bridal registry at Cabela's, Alaska Shooter's Supply, & Gallery of Guns.com.

Jesse James owes Mel Gibson a huge debt of gratitude. If it wasn't for Mel, he would still be the world's most hated man.

Mel Gibson used to be intimidated by the Jews. Now he's intimidated by Russian hotties. That's progress for ya!

Yankee's owner George Steinbrenner passed-away today. Couldn't he have fired Billy Martin just one more time before he died?

 Sarah Palin has denied getting a "boob job" in an interview recently. What next, asking her if she dyed her hair from blond to brunette to make her appear smarter?

BP - Top Tear Gas.

I just heard that the country of Greece has declared bankruptcy. What a relief! I thought they were gonna announce they had legalized Gay Marriage!

What's the difference between a Toyota and a time bomb? You know when the time bomb will kill you.

I heard that Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, the former press secretary to George W. Bush, to help him map a plan for his return to golf... I guess he wants to be remembered as the worse golfer of all time!