Wild Willy Parsons - Comedian (C)

Wild Willy Parsons
"Sure, I have receipts."


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: Imperial Beach, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/WildWillyParsons

Biography:

Stand Up comedian.
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Submitted for your approval

Submitted: Jul 13, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Submitted for your approvalWilliam Herrman, 70, was shot dead by a shotgun blast during a skeet tournament at The Old Fisherman Club.

In a bizarre twist of events, a man was killed by a fishing lure during a bass tournament down at The Old Shotgun Club.

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All in the Family

Submitted: Jul 12, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

All in the FamilyActors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright and five others involved in filming Oliver Stone's George Bush biopic movie "W" were arrested during a bar fight Saturday morning, police said.

Apparently the fight broke out when no one could cover Jenna Bush's bar tab.

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In case of Rapture, driver will disappear

Submitted: Jul 7, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

In case of Rapture, driver will disappearSouth Carolina drivers may soon be able to profess their Christian faith with a state-issued license plate featuring a Christian cross and the words "I Believe".

The original was rejected for being too long as it read, "I Believe the Jews Killed Christ".

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Relic Rider

Submitted: Jul 4, 2008
Category: News  

Relic RiderAfter nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.

They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.

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Relic Rider

Submitted: Jul 4, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Relic RiderAfter nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.

They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.

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It's a sign of the Apocalypse!

Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: News  

It's a sign of the Apocalypse!Starbucks coffee chain that has been feeling the pinch of a tightening economy says it will close 600 stores, which is about 8.5% of its 7,100 total stores.

In related news, the soccer mom and gay suicide rate will increase about 8.5%.

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Eager Beavers

Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: News  

Eager BeaversLesbian rights activists Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84, were the first same-sex couple to receive a legal marriage license in San Francisco.

After witnessing them kiss, most of the awaiting "brides to be" ran out to give cock one more shot.

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Meet the Pressure

Submitted: Jun 13, 2008
Category: News  

Meet the PressureR. Kelly has been acquitted of all charges. Reaction has been mixed with the most extreme being Tim Russert dying of a heart attack.

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Giant theft ring

Submitted: Jun 11, 2008
Category: News  

Giant theft ringNew York Giants Super Bowl rings were among $2 million worth of precious items stolen from an Attleboro jewelry company.

The New England Patriots were cleared of suspicion when their alibi checked out that had them all at Best Buy purchasing new video equipment for the upcoming season.

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Grand Theft Tokyo

Submitted: Jun 8, 2008
Category: News  

Grand Theft TokyoA man ran over a group of people with his truck and then stabbed at least 15 in a video game district of downtown Tokyo Sunday afternoon.

It could have been much worse because on the next level he would have earned a flamethrower.

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Jenny Tull says:

I think your stuff is awesome. Glad it's getting in my e mails.