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"Sure, I have receipts."
Registered on: 01/31/07
Location:
Imperial Beach, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/WildWillyParsons
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Biography:
Stand Up comedian.
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Page Views: 2471
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Jokes: 86
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Videos: 4
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Comments: 1
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Fans: 9
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William Herrman, 70, was shot dead by a shotgun blast during a skeet tournament at The Old Fisherman Club.
In a bizarre twist of events, a man was killed by a fishing lure during a bass tournament down at The Old Shotgun Club.
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Actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright and five others involved in filming Oliver Stone's George Bush biopic movie "W" were arrested during a bar fight Saturday morning, police said.
Apparently the fight broke out when no one could cover Jenna Bush's bar tab.
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South Carolina drivers may soon be able to profess their Christian faith with a state-issued license plate featuring a Christian cross and the words "I Believe".
The original was rejected for being too long as it read, "I Believe the Jews Killed Christ".
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After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.
They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.
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After nearly three years of excavation, archaeologists have confirmed the discovery of the site of George Washington's boyhood home near the banks of the Rappahannock River in northeast Virginia.
They also discovered a tricycle belonging to his boyhood friend, John McCain.
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Starbucks coffee chain that has been feeling the pinch of a tightening economy says it will close 600 stores, which is about 8.5% of its 7,100 total stores.
In related news, the soccer mom and gay suicide rate will increase about 8.5%.
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Lesbian rights activists Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84, were the first same-sex couple to receive a legal marriage license in San Francisco.
After witnessing them kiss, most of the awaiting "brides to be" ran out to give cock one more shot.
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R. Kelly has been acquitted of all charges. Reaction has been mixed with the most extreme being Tim Russert dying of a heart attack.
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New York Giants Super Bowl rings were among $2 million worth of precious items stolen from an Attleboro jewelry company.
The New England Patriots were cleared of suspicion when their alibi checked out that had them all at Best Buy purchasing new video equipment for the upcoming season.
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A man ran over a group of people with his truck and then stabbed at least 15 in a video game district of downtown Tokyo Sunday afternoon.
It could have been much worse because on the next level he would have earned a flamethrower.
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Jenny Tull says:
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I think your stuff is awesome. Glad it's getting in my e mails.
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