Long Beach, Cal: After hours of hostage negotiatios the SWAT team had to deploy it's Ballistic Watermelon Defence Bazooka.  The 13 hour siege ended without any casualties.  The hostages were released back to there pack of Swisher Sweets Peach Blunts. 

OSLO (Reuters) - The birds and the bees may be gay, according to the world's first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals.

With documentation of gay or lesbian behavior among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures, the Oslo Natural History Museum concludes human homosexuality cannot be viewed as "unnatural".

Homosexuals are animals, literly.  When the American Bald Eagle came out of the nest last week, it sent shockwaves thoughout the Whitehouse.  In an unprecedented move President Bush has taken the American Bald Eagle off the endangered species list.  President Bush was quoted saying, "Noah's Ark must of seemed like a bathhouse in San Francisco."  We now have gay animals what's next?  Hindus watch out that cow you worship just might take it up the ass.

In an interview with Diane Sawyer set to air on "Good Morning America" on Thursday and Friday, Mel Gibson says that though staying sober is a struggle, he has not had a anti-Semitic remark in 65 days.

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Al Jazeera claims to be the only politically independent television station in the Middle East. It now rivals the BBC in worldwide audiences with an estimated 50 million viewers. Well, come next Monday (25th) those viewers will be treated to the New Orleans Saints home opening game against the Atlanta Falcons in the Crescent City.

That's right, I learned that the controversial television station has acquired media credentials from the NFL to cover the emotional home opening game. This is supposed to be a great day for the city of New Orleans after all they been through, but this may tarnish the whole event.

My question is why? Why does Al Jazeera want to cover an American Football game? See I work for the San Antonio Spurs Media Department and we get media request from various media outlets all the time. If they have legitimate reasons for being at the game, the request is granted. I'm just trying to figure out why would the NFL grant this request? When the NFL doesn't even allow endzone celebrations, why would they allow Al Jazeera to be in the endzone. I can understand freedom of press, but that goes for this country; and not to a organizations that broadcasts senseless murders live on air. This is just wrong, and not to mention a PR nightmare for the NFL. I just don't want the coverage of the game to be followed by another Bin Laden tape or something worse...a rerun of "All in the Family" redubbed in Arabic. Who knows Osama Bin Laden may be the sports reporter covering the game. Even if that happened "OBL" wouldn't be caught, because the US government seems to have some sort of bad allergic reaction when there in New Orleans. So, what do you think? Should Al Jezeera be allowed to be at the game, in the endzone no less? I say let's show them up. For those that will be at the game. Let's show the people who call us terrorists, that no one can ever shake us of our confidence and our patriotism. We love our football and we love this country.

In a side note: GreenDay and U2 will be performing the National Anthem and at the Halftime Show at this event.

So send me your feed back. What should be done about all of this?

(These are my personal views and opinions. The San Antonio Spurs organization are in no way responsible for my personal views and opinions of my self Tommy Munoz.)

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Friedman Says He'd Legalize Pot in Texas

Kinky Friedman says he favors legalizing marijuana to keep nonviolent users out of prison. If Texas elects him governor, he says, he'll try to get locked-up pot users released to make room for more violent criminals.

"I think that's long overdue," Friedman told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. "I think everybody knows what (U.S. Sen.) John McCain said is right: We've pretty well lost the war on drugs doing it the way we're doing it. Drugs are more available and cheaper than ever before. What we're doing is not working."

No jokes here Texans, just vote for Kinky!

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Marijuana grows in a concrete planter outside the West Duluth police substation.

Apparently the police in Duluth Minnesota have never participated in the DARE program.  12 potted pot plants were uprooted yesterday; when a reporter discovered the plants thriving in the back of the police station.  These Keystone Cops make the sheriffs of Reno 911 look like Sgt. Joe Friday, and Officer Bill Gannon of Dragnet.  “Whaa?”  I just find this story to be kind of ironical.  

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Anti-fur Activist are in an uproar over this bitch.

In a world of hands-free everything, does this go to far?  I say no, it's not to far at all.  The "PuppyPurse" enable devoted dog owners to carry their puppies wherever they go. I have a hand-free cell phone, nobody thinks that's bad.  Thousands of parents have the hands-free baby slings & baby carriers, right?  So why not a hands-free pet carrier?  I hate to see where her wallet goes.

Paris Hilton's new music video censored in India.

NEW DELHI - The uptight in India have prevailed!  The country's Central Board of Film Certification has issued an "Adult" certification for her new music video "Stars Are Blind," which means it cannot be broadcast on any channel.  Officials in India had to edit the video in order to show it.  They took out all of the offensive material.  They edited out all of the lyrics.

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(Sweetwater ,TX) A man accused of drunken driving told state police that his 4-year-old son was at the wheel of his sport utility vehicle when it crashed into a tree.

Albert Monroe Boyce Jr., 33, of Sweetwater, told police that his son was sitting on his lap and turned the wheel too far to one side, sending the SUV off the road.

If that wasn't bad enough the 4-year-old's blood alcohol level was double the legal limit.

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