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 Taking One for the Team

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Jan 23, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Cincinnati Bengals
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CINCINNATI - Bengals cornerback Johnathan Joseph was arrested early Monday and charged with possession of marijuana, the ninth Cincinnati player arrested in the last nine months.

---When reached for comment, Joseph said, “Wow, is it my turn already?”

 

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 We don't need no inspectors...

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Jan 23, 2007
Category: News  

Nuclear weapons?  Who, me?

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 Yule find it delicious

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Dec 12, 2006
Category: News  
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Chicago
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A restaurant in Chicago has introduced a hot dog made from reindeer meat to its menu.  I'm guessing it's some trendy bistro with a name like "Dead Santa."

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 Breakfast of Champions

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: News  

 

Bipartisan this, Mr. President.  I've got your bipartisan effort right here.

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 Stern Speaks!

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Stripper
99 Jokes  1 Videos

Remember kids!

 

Uncle Dave says please don't take your guns to the strip club.

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 Bush asserts right to deny adversaries use of space

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2006
Category: Political  
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George Bush
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President Bush has signed an order asserting the United States' right to deny adversaries access to space for hostile purposes.  Bush also said the United States would oppose the development of treaties or other restrictions that seek to prohibit or limit U.S. access to or use of space.

---Hmmmm.  We've heard this kind of talk before.  Did someone find oil in space?  Or has Haliburton developed some space-based item or service they can overcharge the government for in a no-bid contract?  I say slow down, Mr. President.  You still have plenty of places to attack on earth.  Maybe just take a deep breath and rent a copy of "Moonraker" for now.

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 Bush Denounces North Korea Nuclear Test

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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North Korea
129 Jokes  1 Videos

"Once again, North Korea has defied the will of the international community and the international community will respond," Bush said.  He was then seriously injured when he was crushed by the immense irony of his statement.

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 Finally some good news for Mel

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Oct 3, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Mel Gibson
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Mel Gibson successful in quest to at least not look like Hitler.

 

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 Fans shocked by Harry Potter's off-color skit

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Oct 3, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Daniel Radcliffe
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A racy skit featuring Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is on YouTube and drawing outrage from some Harry Potter fans.  Meanwhile, a Maggie Smith sex tape, also posted online, remains unwatched.

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 The Prez comes clean

By: Tom Steffen (C)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush
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I'm still waiting for the day George W. Bush walks up to the podium and finally says, "You know, these guys really run everything.  I'm just here for the Bud Light."

 

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Corporate cube-rat by day, goofball comedian by night. Tom Steffen lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota. He's a regular at ACME Comedy Company in Minneapolis, and performs at clubs and other shows around the midwest.\http://www.funnyman-tomsteffen.com
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