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Man Finds Wife Working in a Brothel

Tom Shillue — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:05:11 -0700

WARSAW — A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.

The man was also shocked to learn that his wife also enjoyed Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 10 Jan 2008

Castro Shows Solidarity with The Jewish People

Tom Shillue — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:14:58 -0700

Refuses to pay retail. [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: castro shillue cuba greenspan politics
Added: Sat, 22 Sep 2007

Senator Craig Signals Resignation

Tom Shillue — Mon, 3 Sep 2007 11:00:00 -0700

...By tapping his left foot twice and swiping his outstretched thumb in a rearward direction, the universally recognized sign for "I have to be going now." [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: senator larry craig politics
Added: Mon, 3 Sep 2007

New Poll Says Ban Text Messages While Driving

Tom Shillue — Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:00:00 -0700

A Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.

Such as:

OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM! :o TTYL [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: text message sms mobile phone
Added: Wed, 8 Aug 2007

Nicole Richie Sentenced to 90 Hours

Tom Shillue — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:00:00 -0700

"90 Hours! That's not fair! ...How many days is that?" [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nicole richie shillue entertainment paris
Added: Fri, 27 Jul 2007

Disney Bans Smoking in it's Movies

Tom Shillue — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:16:22 -0700

Still allowed:

1. Murder
2. Rape
3. Pillage
4. Trans Fats [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: disney movies shillue
Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007

Fidel Castro Says His Health Is Better

Tom Shillue — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:00:00 -0700

After getting a look at his latest visitor. [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: castro michael moore sicko cuba
Added: Thu, 24 May 2007

Only in New York #213

Tom Shillue — Tue, 22 May 2007 23:13:20 -0700

22nd and 6th Ave [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: Weird
Keywords: new york photo weird
Added: Tue, 22 May 2007

Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-Turner

Tom Shillue — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:13:05 -0700

Dennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.

When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."

Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way." [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: Political
Keywords: kucinich politics
Added: Mon, 21 May 2007

The Press Is So Negative!

Tom Shillue — Fri, 11 May 2007 11:59:16 -0700

A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.

The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.

All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".

Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"? [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: hip-hop dance dancing shillue news newpapers
Added: Fri, 11 May 2007

Wendy's Introduces New Burger: The Hasselwhopper

Tom Shillue — Sun, 6 May 2007 01:30:07 -0700

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Author: Tom Shillue
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hasselhoff drunk video shillue
Added: Sun, 6 May 2007

Ample Evidence That Myspace is Not Cool Anymore

Tom Shillue — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:51:28 -0700

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Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: myspace mccain shillue
Added: Mon, 30 Apr 2007

Ireland Baldwin Forced to Change Name

Tom Shillue — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:00:00 -0700

In light of the vicious custody battle over their daughter Ireland, a judge has ordered Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger to begin using separate names for her.

Mr. Baldwin will call her "Sinn Fein," and Ms. Basinger will refer to her simply as "The Ulster Unionist". [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: baldwin ireland basinger shillue
Added: Mon, 23 Apr 2007

David Duke Comes Down Hard on Imus

Tom Shillue — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:00:00 -0700

"The man is irresponsible... even I know enough to put a set-up and punchline in there when I'm making fun of African Americans..." said the former Klansman.

"You've got to open up with 'how many black people does it take to so and so', or 'what's the difference between an all-black basketball team and a such and such'... I mean, what's wrong with this guy? He is supposed to be a pro." [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: imus racism humor comedy comedians duke
Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007

Imus Apologizes to Comedians Everywhere

Tom Shillue — Mon, 9 Apr 2007 12:23:58 -0700

After saying-
"That's some rough girls from Rutgers... Man, they got tattoos ...That's some nappy-headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that."
Don Imus was forced to say "I am truly sorry" to comedians and comedy writers everywhere for what could be the most banal and humorless thing to ever get a broadcaster in trouble. [more]

Author: Tom Shillue
Category: News
Keywords: imus racism humor comedy comedians
Added: Mon, 9 Apr 2007