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Registered on: 05/12/06
Location:
New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/TomShillue
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Biography:
Omniscient Voice:
Backstage said "There isn't anything Shillue can't do." Critics say he is always on point, original, and one of the top comics in the country. The New York Times called Shillue "inspired and subversive" and The New York Post said he is "brilliant."
Tom's Voice:
Thanks for stopping by. Keep in touch, everybody. I want to see some comments on those bits of mine; but don't say anything bad.
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Jokes: 118
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Videos: 4
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Fans: 20
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WARSAW — A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.
The man was also shocked to learn that his wife also enjoyed Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
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 ...By tapping his left foot twice and swiping his outstretched thumb in a rearward direction, the universally recognized sign for "I have to be going now."
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 A Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.
Such as:
OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM! :o TTYL
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 Dennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.
When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."
Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way."
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 A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.
The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.
All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".
Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?
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Ricardo Aleman says:
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Love your new comercial. Great socks
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Alex Fossella says:
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yeah man that hassselhoff picture is real as far as i know. i can't believe someone set that up and took a picture. those poor dogs...
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Peter Czech says:
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Hey, great to meet you last night - see you in Montclair!
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Refuses to pay retail.
"90 Hours! That's not fair! ...How many days is that?"
Still allowed:
After getting a look at his latest visitor.
22nd and 6th Ave
