The Mars Lander had trouble today delivering a sample for analysis.

See there, it's not just me! [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: mars lander sample
Added: Mon, 28 Jul 2008

The 'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: saw movie torture porn ron jeremy
Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007

According to researchers at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York, peanut allergies cause 50 to 100 deaths per year. Someone ought to shut that place down. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Sun, 28 Oct 2007

LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana. "I knew something was weird ..." said an officer. "The more I ate, the hungrier I got." [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: burgerking hamburgers marijuana
Added: Tue, 17 Oct 2006

EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners. One official made it very clear ... "If I can't see 'em, nobody sees 'em." [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: revealing tops bras women prisoners
Added: Tue, 17 Oct 2006

BLUEFIELD, W.Va. - The search for a leaky water pipe led to the recent discovery of a hidden room at the former West Virginian Hotel in Bluefield. Maintenance worker Dan Kirby was knocking down a wall looking for pipes two weeks ago when he found an entire room. Let me repeat that ... HE KNOCKED DOWN A WALL LOOKING FOR PIPES. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: leaky pipe discovery hidden room hotel room
Added: Tue, 17 Oct 2006

BERLIN -- A German entrepreneur wants to create a nostalgic smokers' haven above the clouds by starting a nicotine-friendly airline offering Cuban cigars, caviar and flight attendants in designer uniforms -- as well as smoking allowed in every seat. You've got to be kidding me. Designer uniforms? [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: german smokers airline smoking
Added: Tue, 17 Oct 2006

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Country singer Sara Evans alleges in divorce papers that her husband was verbally and emotionally abusive, and frequently watched pornography in their home. Her husband, 43 and currently unemployed, could not be reached for comment because they're still on dialup. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: saraevans divorce
Added: Mon, 16 Oct 2006

John Kerry said today that he deserves a second chance if he decides to take another crack at becoming the president. The president said he deserves another chance to give John Kerry a second crack. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 16 Oct 2006

Wal-Mart Stores, the world's biggest retailer, must pay at least $78.5 million for forcing employees to work through rest breaks and off the clock. Greeters around the nation were allowed to celebrate by pulling a double shift. Lead plaintiff Dolores Hummel said she worked at a Sam's Club for 10 years to support her son, whom she claims refuses to move out. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 13 Oct 2006

The United States is still unsure of whether or not North Korea actually conducted a nuclear weapons test. Apparently, our own spy satellites were too busy searching for another sidewalk cigarette. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 13 Oct 2006

For the past five years, Sen. George Allen has failed to tell Congress about stock options he got for his work as a director of a high-tech company. Allens' page was unavailable for comment. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: sengeorgeallen stock congress
Added: Mon, 9 Oct 2006

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: markfoley jimkolbe page
Added: Mon, 9 Oct 2006

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first underground nuclear weapons test. Sunglasses were still mandatory. It's still unclear whether an actual test took place. The U.S. Geological Survey said it detected no seismic activity in North Korea, since North Korea is not in the U.S.. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: northkorea nuclear weapons test u.s.geologicalsurvey
Added: Mon, 9 Oct 2006

In his recent weekly radio address, President Bush stated ..."Our goal is clear: Children and teachers should never fear for their safety when they enter a classroom." Unfortunately, the Amish will never hear it. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Weird
Keywords: presidentbush radio safety amish
Added: Sat, 7 Oct 2006