SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — San Francisco Giant Jonathan Sanchez pitched the first no-hitter of 2009 on friday night, beating the Allen High School Badgers 29-0. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Sports
Keywords: baseball san francisco giant no-hitter pitch
Added: Sat, 11 Jul 2009

 MIDVALE, Utah (AP) — The father of last year's American Idol runner-up David Archuleta has pleaded no contest to patronizing a prostitute in a Salt Lake City suburb. If the 47-year-old James Jeffrey Archuleta
avoids repeating the crime by the end of this month, the charge will be
removed from his record.

If we ever hear from his son again, it'll be a miracle.
  [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: david archuleta
Added: Sun, 21 Jun 2009

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — What could be the world's longest lobster roll turned out to be even longer than expected.
Just once, I'd like someone to say that about me. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Weird
Keywords: lobster maine longer
Added: Sun, 7 Jun 2009

NEW YORK (AP) — Swimmers are being kept out of the water at Coney
Island out of concerns about a sewage
overflow from a nearby treatment plant.
22 other beaches nearby were left open because apparently they face a different ocean. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: nyc coney island sewage ocean
Added: Sun, 7 Jun 2009

 A new study published this week, states that Facebook use and lower grades in school are "likely unrelated". Of course ...

- With Instant Messaging, how could you fail a test?
- Unrelated ... like unemployment and pregnancy.
- They have an app that does homework for you. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: facebook grades study
Added: Fri, 8 May 2009

According to the USA Today, an increase in unemployment has prompted an increase in pregnancies nationwide. Apparently, women seem to want a lot more sex these days. These women do not live in my complex. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: recession sex pregnant
Added: Fri, 8 May 2009

MONTPELIER, Vt. — Vermont's House of Representatives gave preliminary
approval Thursday night to a historic same-sex marriage bill, sending a clear message to the entire state.
"If we can marry our sister, we can marry our brother!" [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: same-sex vermont house representatives
Added: Fri, 3 Apr 2009

British websites today are mostly shrugging off Michelle Obama's
"extraordinary" breach of protocol with Queen Elizabeth yesterday.
Obama correctly curtsied, but then put her arm around the Queen, who
returned the gesture and added the Iron Claw. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Political
Keywords: queen elizabeth michelle obama
Added: Thu, 2 Apr 2009

President Barack Obama, signaling early in his administration that
religion belongs in the public discourse, has promised to open a big can of whoop-ass on anyone who disagrees with him. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Political
Keywords: church state obama religion
Added: Mon, 16 Feb 2009

LONDON (AP) — A DNA test will be performed to
determine if a 13-year-old boy fathered a baby with his 15-year-old
girlfriend, his spokesman said Monday. Several other teenage boys have also come forward claiming to be the
father of the newborn baby girl.
Can I throw my name in the hat?
Maybe we should take a poll ...
"How many people in the world have ever slept with this chick?"
  [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: dna baby 13 15 father
Added: Mon, 16 Feb 2009

In order to help get the embattled U.S. auto industry back on track and oversee its progress, President Obama has elected not to appoint anyone to the position of "Car Czar". It's now called the "Chevy Heavy". [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Political
Keywords: obama president car auto czar
Added: Mon, 16 Feb 2009

In Addyston, Ohio, a horrendous smell which became almost unbearable by Oktoberfest of 2004, finally led to the closure of Meredith Hitchens Elementary School. A third grader eventually claimed responsibility.
Ruth Breech, a community activist, claimed that the air outside the building, although never pristine, "smelled weird and everyone noticed it."


  [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Weird
Keywords: smell ohio elementary closure ai
Added: Thu, 5 Feb 2009

Cows that are given names produce more milk than those that are not, says a new study out of England.
Yeah, but it doesn't count if you're screaming at them. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Weird
Keywords: cows names milk
Added: Thu, 5 Feb 2009

A website that publishes anonymous, sometimes malicious gossip about college students has agreed to cease operations.
Or so I've heard. [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: News
Keywords: website gossip college students
Added: Thu, 5 Feb 2009

Michael Phelps recently admitted to being his most joyful in a swimming pool. "It's like being high all the time." [more]

Author: Todd Justice
Category: Sports
Keywords: michael phelps pool high marijuana
Added: Thu, 5 Feb 2009