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Todd Justice
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Quit Bragging

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jul 11, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Baseball

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Quit Bragging

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — San Francisco Giant Jonathan Sanchez pitched the first no-hitter of 2009 on friday night, beating the Allen High School Badgers 29-0.



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So What

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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David Archuleta

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 MIDVALE, Utah (AP) — The father of last year's American Idol runner-up David Archuleta has pleaded no contest to patronizing a prostitute in a Salt Lake City suburb. If the 47-year-old James Jeffrey Archuleta avoids repeating the crime by the end of this month, the charge will be removed from his record.


If we ever hear from his son again, it'll be a miracle.

 


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Where's The Beef?

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Maine

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Where's The Beef?

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — What could be the world's longest lobster roll turned out to be even longer than expected.

Just once, I'd like someone to say that about me.


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Something Stinks

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New York

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Something Stinks

NEW YORK (AP) — Swimmers are being kept out of the water at Coney Island out of concerns about a sewage overflow from a nearby treatment plant.

22 other beaches nearby were left open because apparently they face a different ocean.


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Facebook Cum Laude

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2009
Category: News  
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Facebook

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Facebook Cum Laude

 A new study published this week, states that Facebook use and lower grades in school are "likely unrelated". Of course ...

- With Instant Messaging, how could you fail a test?

- Unrelated ... like unemployment and pregnancy.

- They have an app that does homework for you.


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Recession Fun

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Economy

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According to the USA Today, an increase in unemployment has prompted an increase in pregnancies nationwide. Apparently, women seem to want a lot more sex these days. These women do not live in my complex.


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YeeHaw, I Do

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Vermont

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MONTPELIER, Vt. — Vermont's House of Representatives gave preliminary approval Thursday night to a historic same-sex marriage bill, sending a clear message to the entire state.

"If we can marry our sister, we can marry our brother!"


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For The Pinfall

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Apr 2, 2009
Category: Political  
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Michelle Obama

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For The Pinfall

British websites today are mostly shrugging off Michelle Obama's "extraordinary" breach of protocol with Queen Elizabeth yesterday. Obama correctly curtsied, but then put her arm around the Queen, who returned the gesture and added the Iron Claw.


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Seperate This

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Feb 16, 2009
Category: Political  
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Religion

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Seperate This

President Barack Obama, signaling early in his administration that religion belongs in the public discourse, has promised to open a big can of whoop-ass on anyone who disagrees with him.


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That's My Baby

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Feb 16, 2009
Category: News  
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Parents

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That's My Baby

LONDON (AP) — A DNA test will be performed to determine if a 13-year-old boy fathered a baby with his 15-year-old girlfriend, his spokesman said Monday. Several other teenage boys have also come forward claiming to be the father of the newborn baby girl.

Can I throw my name in the hat?
Maybe we should take a poll ...
"How many people in the world have ever slept with this chick?"

 


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