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 And the winner is... Nickelback, eh?

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2007
Category: News  
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Canada
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The 2007 Juno Awards will air live from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan this April. The Juno Awards are the Canadian equivalent of the Grammys. The only big difference at the ceremony is that the musicians are on a lot cheaper drugs.

 

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 Business, Models

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 15, 2007
Category: News  

Hot new club drink idea: Vodka and Ipecac.

 

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 It's me, Mr. Squirrel.

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2007
Category: News  
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Cop
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A 63-year-old retired construction foreman in Germany decided to get tough on the moles invading his yard last weekend. He hammered metal spikes into the ground and hooked up 380-volt wires to them. Police found the man lying dead in his garden after neighbors complained about someone blasting Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright."

 

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 Gone Country

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Country Star Kenny Chesney is planning to head out on the road this year on The Flip Flop Summer 2007 Tour. The name is inspired by his sexual preference.

 

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 Meant to add this last week...

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Mel Gibson
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Toyota is close to introducing an anti-drunk driving car that will shut off if it detects high levels of alcohol in the driver's sweat. The Gibson should be on the market in the next two years... if the Jews don't stop it.

 

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 Lampley

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Boxing
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HBO Boxing commentator Jim Lampley was busted for investigation of domestic violence. After posting the $35,000 bail and at the request of his wife and kids, Lampley resolved to stop taking his work home with him.

 

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 Jack Elliott

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Submitted: Dec 14, 2006
Category: Sports  
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Boston Red Sox
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The Boston Red Sox signed Japanese pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka to a six-year $52 million contract. They also had to give his old team, the Seibu Lions, $51.1 million and a Tom Selleck to be named later.

 

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 Coming soon to FOX

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Submitted: Oct 31, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Golf
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Two juvenile burglary suspects led police on a foot chase in Florida last week. One was caught and the other attempted to evade the authorities by cutting through the golf course hosting the PGA Chrysler Championship. You'll be able to see the entire ordeal soon on World's Quietest Police Chases.

 

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 Two months since my last post and this is what I come back with?

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Sep 26, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Brad Pitt
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 Jessica Alba and Brad Pitt were recently voted Most Desired Kissing Partners by British men and Women in a survey conducted by Colgate. One respondant said "Sure I'd love to kiss Jessica Alba. But, what's Colgate?"

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 Oh, you little pretty one.

By: Tim Murphy (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2006
Category: News  
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Doctor
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Doug Fieger, lead singer of 80's rockers The Knack, underwent brain surgery yesterday. His doctors removed two brain tumors and now he can't remember the words to "My Sharona."

 

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