Sandra Bullock was nominated for a double Golden Globe award this year. For Best Actress, Drama, for "The Blind Side," and "Best Actress, Musical or Comedy for "The Proposal." Access Hollywood reported the actresses as saying, "I am beyond stunned. Just to be included in the company of these amazing women I have so admired through the years, has left me slack jawed with awe."

Good thing, Sandra.  After all that work to get the nominations, I was afraid you were gonna get lock jawed and raw.  Slack jawed is way better. 

I couldn't care if Lady Gaga has a penis. I'm more concerned if Adam Lambert has one.

(Will E's rap)

workin' fo da Cracka Kringle gets me faded
9-5 nogs only keeps me jaded
another sleigh filled and my soul is traded
fo little toy trains and socks brocaded

doin' time fo life in da f*****n' north pole
opressed, repressed, doin' what I'm told
I'm sick of dis **** and dis f*****n' cold
gonna **** st nick in his f*****n' north hole

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with little willie elf bustin' at the wheel
keepin' Rudolph on the take, gonna keep it real
flyin' high all night in santa's jacked-mobile
with two bitches and a ho and my sex appeal

slippin' down the chimneys goin' shack to shack
my hand on my nine and santa's sack on my back
spreadin' cream for my homies while I'm nippin' Jack
put my finger to my nose and I be makin' tracks

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something is going down tonight
santa won't be around tonight
don't whack it's gonna be alright
santa's sleigh is gonna make its flight
(end chorus)

ditched the sleigh, ganked an Escalade
with an eight track by The Skandles playing Robot Maid
riding dirty in da hood like my old school days
pimp hand to da hos! Bitches better pay

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
cappin' santa in the **** made Will E's holiday

(Santa Clause rap)

Ho Ho Ho My name is Santa Clause
and I'm still the boss,
the original sauce
the candy cane daddy,
the jelly belly fatty
Biggie Kris Kringle
the master of the jingle

well this little elf **** been jackin' my style
bust a cap in my **** like a naughty pedophile
he's a poser, a loser, a good fo nuttin' boozer
so listen up kiddies while I throw him in my cruiser:

So, this is da end of his holiday charade, tirade, betrayed,
gangsta raid, imposter escapade,
'cause Santa don't get played!

he's a low down Christmas cookie Keebler freak
his ride is chic, but his plan is weak
tic toc, he forgot,
here's a shock:

I'm the motha f****n' pimp who owns this block!

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something is going down tonight
santa won't be around tonight
don't whack it's gonna be alright
santa's sleigh is gonna make its flight
(repeat chorus)

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