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The Belcher - Comedian (C)

"Obstacles are put in your way to see if what you just ran over is worth backing over again. To make sure you got it the first time."

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Registered on: 04/15/07
Location: New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/TheBelcher

Biography:

You can find a lot of me on myspace as I get my website up and running.

Go here: www.myspace.com/iamthebelcher

You may already know me as the semi-infamous On-Air crank caller that's been played on or attacked hundreds of radio shows like The Don & Mike Show, Stern, all over New York & National radio, and have broken the collective balls of CNN, C-Span, Fox, radio shows large and obscure, from coast to coast to border to border for about.... 2,000 years, basically since childhood.

I have over 15,000 crank phone calls that were ALL recorded straight from the AIRWAVES, NOT the telephone machine. Though I did "prank phone calls" over the phone to taxis, hospitals, pizzerias, and you name it... when I was NINE, I quickly outgrew that mediocrity in favor of doing it all over the air.

Anyone can make a "prank call" and curse people out on the phone when they get there, but few of us have the patience and dimentia to lay in wait for up to 2 hours on fucking HOLD, just to get on the air and be silly for thousands of ears.

What's in it for me if I'm the only one that can hear it, no?

I'm also a Solo act. Always have been and always will be. No partners, no "team", no "organization", no "pack", no cohorts, no chasers, no gang, no orchestrated efforts. It's all about ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE! Trust me, I don't need anyone to help me be a bigger asshole, when I'm perfectly capable of being a really huge asshole all by myself.

So, how did I get this name, "The Belcher"? I received my name because it was what I did on the radio for the first few hundred calls I ever made as a hatchling crank caller..... call up, get on the air, say very little, and then..... BRAAAAAAAAAAP!!! So the name was GIVEN to me, back in 1976 when I was a weee Belcher. Though I still do the signature "finishing belch" on occasion, I only really belch if there's time, after sounding remarkably intelligent and knowledgeable about whatever crap the host is talking about, while COMPLETELY WASTING AS MUCH AIRTIME AS I POSSIBLY CAN before revealing myself to be a maniac. Then, once I do the "reveal" an d they realize they're dealing with an asshole, I may just treat them to a hearty bellyblast. If there's time.

As Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch once said after a horrible air assault on him: "Isn't it a shame, uuuh, that someone uuh, who speaks rather well, can bring up some uuhhh, interesting points, IS MISSING A SPARK IN HIS BRAIN. I THINK IT'S SAD. Oh well." Or something like that. OH, what's that? The track is right up here where you can hear it? Great! Thanks for reminding me!

I also secretly work in the film industry for a number of years, and do a bit of writing (no, not on the sides of buildings), as well as engage in some local improv that none of you will ever see if I'm lucky.

Anyway, this place will be ever changing, so check back once in a while, and for the love of God, read my blogs, bulletins, and those shmears I write to you on your bathroom mirrors in the middle of the night.

Thanks for being my friend.

I have been, and always shall be,

The Belcher

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