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Alan Kaye
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 2008 Summer Olympics

By: Alan Kaye (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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I see the Olympic Torch has finally arrived in China for the summer games. Which is ironic, because it was probably made there in the first place!

They could've just kept it there & saved a lot of gas money.

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 How come "The Hulk's" pants never tore off?

By: Alan Kaye (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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San Francisco
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As a kid I used to watch "The Incredible Hulk," with Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno, & always wondered... how come his pants never tore off?

He'd get mad & his Shirt would tear off, his Shoes would split-in-half... but his Pants always stayed on~

2 explanations:

#1) They must've been made out of industrial strength spandex.... & thank god for that! Cause I can hardly bend over without my pants splitting... & trust me... no one wants to see that!

or

#2) He suffered from 'Roid Rage." The steroids shrunk his shroder to the size of a cocktail frank! Which is probably why no episodes ever took place is San Francisco...he didn't wanna dissappoint his fans there!

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In a related story: Lou Ferrigno, the former Hulk, recently a new caree as a Los Angelos Sherrif's Deputy (absolutely true).

Could you imagine if he was a Cop 15 years ago? That would've given that Rodney King beating video a whole new spin!

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I'm an Atlantic City based comedian/writer with a slightly twisted mind.

Lately, I've been performing a little closer to home (mostly in the North Eastern part of the country) while trying to work my way up the proverbial food chain.

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