UN Ambassador John Bolton is resigning.  Bolton will join the road production of “The Teddy Roosevelt Story” as Wilfred Brimley’s understudy. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Mon, 4 Dec 2006

  Jay Leno is making news by suing an author for reprinting his jokes. Ironically, a small town newspaper placed the story under a picture of a cow named Michael Jackson being milked to death.   "A cow named Michael Jackson? Does it moo walk?" - Jay Leno [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Fri, 1 Dec 2006

        The lead singer of the children's group The Wiggles announced he will stop performing after being diagnosed with a chronic condition that causes dizziness, fatigue and nausea. The condition, Yokoonoitis, is caused by singing lead for the Wiggles. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Thu, 30 Nov 2006

  The CEO of Google told Republicans today that the Internet is the key to winning the '08 election. President Bush was elated, stating, "lots of Republicans use the Google on the internets."   NOTE : To get the full inmpact of this bit go to Google.com, type in the word "FAILURE" and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: Political
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Added: Thu, 30 Nov 2006

        Tracy gets another DWI and I get to show off my elbow rubbing. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 28 Nov 2006

      A wreath shaped like a peace sign is satanic according to some Denver residents. "We also believe christmas trees are nests for Keebler elves." [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 28 Nov 2006

  Comedian Paul Mooney has vowed to bury the N-Word. His act will now be filled with moments of silence. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Tue, 28 Nov 2006

        Ford Motor Co. has borrowed 18 billion dollars to help turn the company around. The funds will be used to develop a new hybrid SUV called the Ford ReFi. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Tue, 28 Nov 2006

        Have you ever noticed that when you get your civil rigthts violated by the LAPD you get a beating while someone is video taping, whereas when you get your civil rights violated by the NYPD you just get shot dead? What's up with that? Season 7 now available on DVD. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Sun, 26 Nov 2006

  A cartoonist entered the offices of the Miami Herald today with an automatic weapon and forced the evacuation of the building. He explained that he wanted to show his new boss he not only knew how to draw a gun but also how to bust a cap in his ass. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006

        Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent Thanksgiving riding around Saigon on a motorbike. The local press have nicknamed them Captain Vietnam and Angie the Kid Adopter. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Fri, 24 Nov 2006

  A 64 year old grandma blew herself up in Gaza near an Israeli outpost. She was shown on TV in a martyr’s video holding an M-16 rifle and wearing a bright green pair of Hamas Edition Depends. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

  Bloodshed between Shiites and Sunnis continued unabated in Sadr City, Iraq today. U.S. troops in the area  called for a Thanksgiving Day truce but the effort fell apart. It turns out the words "cranberry sauce" translate into farsi as "blood for oil". [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: Political
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Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

  Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade organizers, citing safety concerns, decided today to fly the parade balloons lower to the ground than usual - including this year's newest balloon, "Snoopy Pilots the Hindenberg". [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
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Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

  A neuropsychologist has identified a condition where a person involuntarily “tastes” words. This appears to explain how one can be overweight yet never seem to stop talking long enough to eat. [more]

Author: Sunday Funny
Category: News
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Added: Wed, 22 Nov 2006