Blockbuster plans to close as many as 960 stores in 2010.  They would have done it this year, but they first had to rewind. Late fees will apply.

A study finds that most US currency is laced with cocaine. In fact, most dollar bills have a street value of $1.07.

Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson."

The Cash-for-Clunkers program has been extended assuring people if they lose their homes, at least they'll still have a car to live in.

Two Russian attack submarines were spotted off the east coast of the US. Officials were alarmed until one was heard saying "Marco?"

Washington Post has apologized for a joke calling Hillary Clinton a bitch.  They said they meant to call her a "Stone Cold Biatch."

Snoop Dogg joined the Baltimore Ravens at training camp practice this week.  The team said they wanted someone to show them how to pass.

A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler fell from stage at a concert in South Dakota during the song "Love in an Elevator". Going down?

Former US Sen. Larry Craig has opened a consulting firm. Offices will be opened in most US airport bathrooms.