I'm glad they found BALLOON BOY when they did...for a moment,I thought Michael Jackson was ordering "take-out"!!!

Balloon Boy found safe after family thinks he climbed into helium filled weather balloon and drifted off.....Person of interest is an short,animated old man with white hair and thick horned rimmed glasses!

THIS JUST IN: President Obama given credit for saving Balloon Boy...Film at 11 

Lynette Squeaky Fromme was released from prison earlier today, and

was immediately signed by the Philadelphia eagles!

Miss NC was crowned Miss USA 09.  Kristen Dalton, 22-year old 

She vowed that if she won, she’d organize several nationwide rallies called “sweet tea parties.”

Apparently the horse got offended by how many other things had been under those legs and tossed her!

Madonna hasn't been this frightened since being thrown by Dennis Rodman!

Michael Phelps lost another endorsement when

the people behind Guitar Hero dropped him from their commercials....Good news is,he picked up the spokesperson's job for Donkey Bong!