The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs. [more]

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Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

The undermanned New Jersey Nets had to use a chair in place of a player during a recent practice. The chair scored 25 and pulled down 7 boards. [more]

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Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

Larry Brown is calling teams on behalf of Allen Iverson. The process is taking forever since he's using a rotary phone. [more]

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Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

LeBron James believes he could play in the NFL. But only if he stayed in Cleveland. Jeremy Shockey doesn't believe LeBron James deserves to play in the NFL. Then again, many people don't think Jeremy Shockey does either. [more]

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Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

Miami believes it's found a way to lure LeBron James and Chris Bosh to the Heat. It's called "a miracle." [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Manu Ginobili said he plans to retire in another four years. Bats everywhere are thrilled. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Dennis Rodman was detained in Germany after a hotel said he skipped out on a $5,000 bill. That's nothing: Rodman used to spend that much just on dress alterations. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Tennessee has dismissed two freshmen football players charged in an attempted armed robbery. Miami sent them honorary degrees. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Zack Greinke has been named the American League's Cy Young Award winner. It was the Royals' first win since July. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

6'8" 275-lb Mike Sweetney signed a deal to play in China. Now comes the hard part: designing a plane big enough to take him there.
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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Golden State only dressed eight players in a loss to the Cavs. More players were available but none of them wanted to wear a Warriors jersey. [more]

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Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline. [more]

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Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini has refuted claims that he overworks his team. Based on Cleveland's 1-7 record, we believe him. [more]

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Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009