The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time. [more]

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Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder told reporters that the team is letting everybody down. Except, of course, Nationals fans. [more]

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Raiders owner Al Davis finally confronted Tom Cable about his violent past. We're expecting Davis to recover any day now. [more]

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Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report. [more]

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The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents. [more]

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Lionel Hollins has said he plans to continue bringing Allen Iverson off the bench. The end of the bench, so he can't hear all the complaining. [more]

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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury. [more]

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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

The PGA has suspended Doug Barron for testing positive for a banned substance: personality. [more]

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Dodger Vicente Padilla was treated for a minor self-inflicted gunshot wound in his right leg. "Vicente Padilla" is Spanish for "Plaxico Burress." [more]

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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

Breeder's Cup organizers will have stiffer penalties for anyone caught doping their horse. The jockey riding John Daly has already bowed out. [more]

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Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

Major League Baseball is upset with the excessive number of mound huddles used by the Yankees during the World Series. Turns out they are just stopping periodically to count their money.
  [more]

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Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

The Oakland Raiders plan to look closely into allegations Tom Cable has a history of violence. But not too closely, or Cable might hit them.
  [more]

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Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

The Kansas City Chiefs will cut Larry Johnson's gay-slur suspension in half. But he can't giggle when the stadium announcer introduces Mike Cox and Lance Long.
  [more]

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Allen Iverson is already complaining about his role on the bench. Mainly because he has to watch the Grizzlies.
  [more]

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Manu Ginobili was given a rabies shot after catching a bat on Halloween. Kobe Bryant was given a rabies shot after shaking hands with Ron Artest. [more]

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Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009