The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.

The undermanned New Jersey Nets had to use a chair in place of a player during a recent practice. The chair scored 25 and pulled down 7 boards.

Larry Brown is calling teams on behalf of Allen Iverson. The process is taking forever since he's using a rotary phone.

LeBron James believes he could play in the NFL. But only if he stayed in Cleveland. Jeremy Shockey doesn't believe LeBron James deserves to play in the NFL. Then again, many people don't think Jeremy Shockey does either.

Miami believes it's found a way to lure LeBron James and Chris Bosh to the Heat. It's called "a miracle."

Dennis Rodman was detained in Germany after a hotel said he skipped out on a $5,000 bill. That's nothing: Rodman used to spend that much just on dress alterations.

Larry Brown reportedly had been texting Allen Iverson. Brown's plan is to slowly teach Iverson to read.

Zack Greinke has been named the American League's Cy Young Award winner. It was the Royals' first win since July.

Manu Ginobili said he plans to retire in another four years. Bats everywhere are thrilled.

Tennessee has dismissed two freshmen football players charged in an attempted armed robbery. Miami sent them honorary degrees.