The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time.

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder told reporters that the team is letting everybody down. Except, of course, Nationals fans.

Raiders owner Al Davis finally confronted Tom Cable about his violent past. We're expecting Davis to recover any day now.

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report.

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents.

Lionel Hollins has said he plans to continue bringing Allen Iverson off the bench. The end of the bench, so he can't hear all the complaining.

Stephon Marbury believes the New York Knicks should fire Mike D'Antoni. Of course, he also believes someone should hire Stephon Marbury.

The PGA has suspended Doug Barron for testing positive for a banned substance: personality.

Dodger Vicente Padilla was treated for a minor self-inflicted gunshot wound in his right leg. "Vicente Padilla" is Spanish for "Plaxico Burress."

Breeder's Cup organizers will have stiffer penalties for anyone caught doping their horse. The jockey riding John Daly has already bowed out.