Reached for comment, Michael Jackson said,
"WHO'S CRAZY NOW??"adding, "Quick, somebody hold my baby." [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: swine flu michael jackson
Added: Mon, 27 Apr 2009

This Valentine's Day,
Rouse more than just the economy.
with KY Intrigue Heat.



 
Not actual KY ad,
but it should be. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: valentines day stimulus package
Added: Thu, 12 Feb 2009

A tool bag drifted away from astronauts aboard the international
space station on Tuesday.
It’s said to be the largest tool bag ever lost in
space,
but Richard Branson is still taking billionaires up on Virgin Galactic so keep your fingers crossed. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: tool bag branson
Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008

It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.

But I say he lucked out.

Because a lot of websites are already locked up.

Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.


What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?

it could happen...

Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?

“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?” [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Political
Keywords: obama
Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008

Anorexia is a serious issue, but let's face it people:
the problem is not getting any bigger. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Weird
Keywords: anorexia
Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008

Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html


In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: baby
Added: Thu, 1 May 2008

The firm that developed Disneyland is planning to build a multi-million amusement park in Baghdad.

Some of the delightful characters and rides will include

101 Insurgents

Pinocchiocrap-my-nose-just-got-blown-off-by-an-IED

20,000 Leagues Under the Oil Reserve

and

Actual Pirates of the Persian Gulf [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: disney iraq baghdad
Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008

I think I'm addicted to cold turkey;
really hard to quit. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Weird
Keywords: turkey
Added: Fri, 11 Apr 2008

When did our society become so intolerant of oxidants?

Oh it starts off innocently; joke here, a stereotype there.

But oxidants came to this land for the same reason you and I did; to make something of themselves.

Sure, that something is cancer cells in our bodies, but that's just their culture.

Open your minds people...
...cause brain tissue cells are the most delicious. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 26 Feb 2008

...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Weird
Keywords: bluetooth
Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008

Ok, so I may have over bought.

But if you’re looking for some medium-quality ladies' undergarments that happen to have the former Governor of Massachusetts’s likeness on them,
look no further. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Political
Keywords: romney thong
Added: Thu, 7 Feb 2008

Getting a Speeding Ticket
and
Losing the New Hampshire Primary

have in common?

You can get out of both by crying. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 9 Jan 2008

And ready to get back into the game!

Just For Men:
Why not have 72 virgins in THIS life? [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 7 Sep 2007

Japanese arm-wrestling arcade game “Udedamashii” (Arms Spirit) is being recalled after it broke three players’ arms.

But the Italian-made game “Accidents Happen” that breaks your arm if you stop inserting protection tokens, will remain on the market. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords: arm broken japan
Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007

The other day I drove through Durham, NC and saw a billboard that said,

“Durham; Where good things happen.”

The Chamber of Commerce may want to rethink that one. [more]

Author: Ernie Mccracken
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 21 Aug 2007