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"Warning: Not actual comedian. Side effects may include nausea, dry-mouth and cricket noises in background."
Registered on: 06/13/06
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It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.
But I say he lucked out.
Because a lot of websites are already locked up.
Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.
What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?
it could happen…
Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?
“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?”
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 Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.
http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html
In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India.
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The firm that developed Disneyland is planning to build a multi-million amusement park in Baghdad.
Some of the delightful characters and rides will include
101 Insurgents
Pinocchiocrap-my-nose-just-got-blown-off-by-an-IED
20,000 Leagues Under the Oil Reserve
and
Actual Pirates of the Persian Gulf
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When did our society become so intolerant of oxidants?
Oh it starts off innocently; joke here, a stereotype there.
But oxidants came to this land for the same reason you and I did; to make something of themselves.
Sure, that something is cancer cells in our bodies, but that's just their culture.
Open your minds people...
...cause brain tissue cells are the most delicious.
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 Ok, so I may have over bought.
But if you’re looking for some medium-quality ladies' undergarments that happen to have the former Governor of Massachusetts’s likeness on them,
look no further.
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Getting a Speeding Ticket
and
Losing the New Hampshire Primary
have in common?
You can get out of both by crying.
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...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets.
And ready to get back into the game!
