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Scott Cleveland
"Warning: Not actual comedian. Side effects may include nausea, dry-mouth and cricket noises in background."


Registered on: 06/13/06
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URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/ScottCleveland

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barackobama.com

Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.

But I say he lucked out.

Because a lot of websites are already locked up.

Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.


What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?

it could happen…

Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?

“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?”

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Anorexia

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Anorexia is a serious issue, but let's face it people:
the problem is not getting any bigger.

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Drop it Like a Tot

Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Drop it Like a TotWorshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html


In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India.

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Baghdaddy Can We Go to Disneyland?

Submitted: Apr 23, 2008
Category: News  

The firm that developed Disneyland is planning to build a multi-million amusement park in Baghdad.

Some of the delightful characters and rides will include

101 Insurgents

Pinocchiocrap-my-nose-just-got-blown-off-by-an-IED

20,000 Leagues Under the Oil Reserve

and

Actual Pirates of the Persian Gulf

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Last Thanksgiving I realized...

Submitted: Apr 11, 2008
Category: Weird  

I think I'm addicted to cold turkey;
really hard to quit.

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Disturbing Trend

Submitted: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

When did our society become so intolerant of oxidants?

Oh it starts off innocently; joke here, a stereotype there.

But oxidants came to this land for the same reason you and I did; to make something of themselves.

Sure, that something is cancer cells in our bodies, but that's just their culture.

Open your minds people...
...cause brain tissue cells are the most delicious.

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Morale Booster

Submitted: Feb 13, 2008
Category: Weird  

Morale Booster...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets.

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Romney is out! These Thongs Must Go!

Submitted: Feb 7, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Romney is out! These Thongs Must Go!Ok, so I may have over bought.

But if you’re looking for some medium-quality ladies' undergarments that happen to have the former Governor of Massachusetts’s likeness on them,
look no further.

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What Do...

Submitted: Jan 9, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Getting a Speeding Ticket
and
Losing the New Hampshire Primary

have in common?

You can get out of both by crying.

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Bin Laden is Back

Submitted: Sep 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Bin Laden is BackAnd ready to get back into the game!

Just For Men:
Why not have 72 virgins in THIS life?

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