Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: popcorn scare
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

 Wilbur and Orville Wright inventers of one of the first airplanes. Shown are the brothers before they even thought of building an airplane. Their inspiration to conceive of the idea baffles them both. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: wright brothers and airplane invention
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

Typical  Muslim Terrrorist child upbringing words of advice from parents. "Keep to yourself, walk softly, Praise Allah and carry a Neutron Bomb at all times."
Photo Shown is a 5 year old Muslim Future Terrorist having playtime with parents. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: muslim terrorist upbring parents
Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009

Dumb, Uneducated  Ugly Man 45 lazy, unemployed and not looking for work. I am new to this thing so I do not know what to write or how to treat a woman since I never had one. Unless you count blow up dolls. Looking for similiar woman that is ugly , low self esteem, divorced the bettter, in need of a real man . I want someone to wash my clothes and have sex whenever I want it. Not looking for intimate conversation but want a LTR leading to marriage and then arguments then divorce. Note very selective.Serious need only reply, [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: al quaidi stoppped mexican border
Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009

U.S. troops in Afghanistan first to get new device; ‘red’ means you have a bomb up your ass or hemorrhoids. Creators of device are selling same device to U.S. hospitals for the upcoming National Health Care System. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: national health care system joke
Added: Sat, 24 Oct 2009

Ticket prices.
Front Row Seats Prices= Small Suitcase Nuclear Bomb
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Seats Sitting On The Floor= Any of the following Bullets, Machine Guns (Russian or American), Hand Grenades, Firecrackers will not be accepted.
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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: terrorist dinner
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

 Learn the trick, dicovered by a pornstar to turn yellow teeth white for under $5.00 [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: white teeth porn star
Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009

Stimulus package goes to hiring more firefighters, but the catch is fireman must donate their moustaches to city sweepers. City sweepers said it's better than nothing and these moustaches really work well.  [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: street sweepers stimulus package
Added: Sat, 17 Oct 2009

 I liked this hot waitress at a diner. One day she noticed my cell and said thats my favorite color. Pink. I says does it look Gay, and she said not on you. Are you gay she asked me? I said no! She said I'm gay. I said really? Then told her I was a lesbian. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: gay lesbian
Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009

Shown are two of Charles Mansons sons who have stayed out of spotlight for obvious reasons. They both predict their father will be released at next parole board hearing. Its time he is with us again and show us how to kill people too. Love you Dad! 
 
Joke has no responsibilty of Comedian and respectfully rebuke any demons from coming at me. Thanks God [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: charles manson
Added: Wed, 14 Oct 2009

DId you ever notice on-line dating services promise the most beautiful woman for the man. Sexy, Sensitive loving... Then you meet them and they are like a dog.I don't know about you. I just say I am ugly, fat, lazy, unemployed and bath weekly. Get a lot of chicks that way. I usually put a picture of 1000 pound man as my picture. I have a lot of fun. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: dating services
Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009

I have no idea but I can tell you my last bowel movement, does that help?  [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: your credit rating
Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009

Authorities locate Secret documents in a.k.a.. "The Bunker" vault, that reveal President Nixon and Ed Sullivan were brothers separated at birth and President Nixon had a fling with Howdie Doodies sister (Peg Leg gapa Tooth Jane) and conceived Letterman at "The Bunker."  In those days they called The Bunker "Lucky Strike." [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: letterman bunker nixon ed sullivan theater watergate
Added: Wed, 7 Oct 2009

Thanks to USA bombing campain and US State Department program of free the Afghan. people, Afghain's do not have traffic problems. in facr they own just one vehicle for the whole land... I don;t know about you, but that looks like a hell of a lot more fun then stop and go traffic
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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hillbillarie iqaki
Added: Sat, 19 Sep 2009