In a rare act of unity female Obama supporters, to show their gratitude. Have purchased Gillete Razor blades and gone into their bathrooms exiting 20 minutes later. Chanting "No More Bush."  The Obama phenomenon has just begun. Also, just hot off the press is that Obama will address a major Muslim country in his first 100 days, to build unity.  And in his 2nd 100 days he will build a Mosque on the the front lawn of the White House. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: obama mosque
Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008

Actor Alec Baldwin thanked God! And said. "I can return to the USA." He will be landing shorly in N.Y.C. from his place of residence for the last 8 years.  Malibu, California. 
His brother Stephen will be leaving the country shortly, because he said "If Obama Wins I'm leaving the USA." Fox News reports that he too will be staying somewhere in California. 
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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: obama and alex stephen baldwin
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

Former President Clinton looking much more relaxed these days and sporting a goatee, invited Obama to join him in getting wasted by smoking a big fat Joint. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: obama
Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008

CNN Anderson Cooper, the Jason Bourne of News reporting will be interviewing Oscar De La Hoya for the upcoming Boxing Title Match against Manny Pacquiao.  Even though Oscar is from East L.A.and has Mexican heritage, the interview will take place in the Brazilian Jungles, Anderson Cooper thinks it will be sexier, since they both will be wearing Fishnet Stockings during the interview.
Photo:  De La Hoya in training getting ready for interview.




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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Sports
Keywords: anderson cooper
Added: Mon, 27 Oct 2008

LOS ANGELES, California (DCN) -- House Peters Jr., a TV actor who became the original Mr. Clean in Procter & Gamble's commercials for household cleaners, died Wednesday. He was 92.




House Peters Jr. (left) poses with his father during the making of a Western in the early '50s.
Peters died of Ammonia at the Motion Picture and Television Fund Hospital in Los Angeles, said his son, Jon Peters. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: mr clean dies
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Should be an interesting debate. Palin admitted she knows nothing, except how to make a really, really good snowball.
Mr. Biden was not available for comment, his aides said he is presently sharpening his teeth. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: palin biden ready face off st. louis debate
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

WASHINGTON (DCN) -- A former Army commander who underwent a sex change operation was discriminated against by the U.S. government, a federal judge ruled Friday in an important victory for transgenders claiming bias in the workplace.

Diane Schroer won her federal lawsuit against the Library of Congress after officials backed out of a 2005 job offer when told of her intention to become a transsexual.

After Schroer had retired from the military, she applied for a job at the Library of Congress. Court records show that Schroer, then a male, took her future boss to lunch to outline her transition to a female, as she planned to present herself as a female on her first day of the job. He said look at me now, I am a male. When I show up Monday for my first day of work I will be a lady. Do you have a problem with that?

Schroer testified that on the day after the lunch, the job offer was rescinded, and she was told she wasn't a "good fit" for the library.

Library of Congress has a bad reputation for discrimination.  Just last year, the exact same thing happened. A former Marine was hired, and he too took his future boss to lunch, and said look at me now, I am a man. When I show up on work Monday I will be an Elephant.  When he showed up for work Monday as an elephant the job offer was recinded.

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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: transsexual wins lawsuit against library congress
Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008

USDA will bailout McDonalds with 50 billion hamburger's.  USDA in an unparamounted burger bailout justifies it's reasoning, saying, McDonalds is as much a part of the American culture and it's backbone and is just as important as the Big Banking Industry.  Asked about the Fries USDA said "hold the fries." [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: mcdonalds given 50 billion hamburger emergency bai
Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008

Pentagon Revises Policy for Recruits With Bad Behavior in Effort to Fill Ranks Faster


 
leaders of a washinton think tank came up with this brilliant idea. FORMER military policy of denying potencial recruits who peed in public pools will be waived. experts expect a 99.9% percent increase of new recruits within the next few weeks. The other .1% will be filled by those who LIVE in glass houseS.  THESE TOO WILL BE WAIVED, BUT EXPECT FEW PEOPLE TO COME FORTH.
 
Picture. two recruits caught peeing in the pool.

 
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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: pentagon revises policy recruits bad behavior ef
Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008

A black man asked me once “what are you?”  Like I had to be classified as either Democratic or Republican. I did not know how to answer, I never considered that for a moment.  This was back in 84 when I was protesting Abortion Mills.

 
That’s why I think it is funny when it’s okay for a woman to microwave her baby and it makes front line news, and she gets life in prison.  But to microwave a baby inside her womb is okay. I just do not see the logic.
 
I do not understand the logic of why

Hollywood always votes and pulls for whoever is the democratic leader. It is like Cool to vote for the fool....

 
Same with Bikers, I never understood their mentality (the dress code) even though my Grandfather rode a Harley back in the 20’ his wife too.  Way to go Grandma! But the whole group thing I never understood.

 
It’s like the
Hollywood group.  Never understood them and never will.

 
Gore,

Clinton’s always made me sick at sight, but they were part of the group thing. Hugging and kissing and dancing and laughing. Just don’t get it. Same with Obama, he is part of the
Hollywood group thing.

 
After 9/11 all of the
Hollywood group thing was screaming and scared and asking for help, because the group broke up and they were alone, but a few months later they forgot....The group regrouped and believed they were in control again.

 
Now they are back at it again.. In the
Hollywood groove!

 
Do they really think it makes a difference who they put in the Whitehouse? Presidents are just puppets. Controlled by others who really pull the strings..

 
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Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Blogs
Keywords: hollywood
Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008

CIA: Expects him to start training seriously for the Boston Marathon, since he has given up running Al Qaeda. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 16 Sep 2008

And Al Gore created the internet.  Ok.....
Shown in picture is McCain getting his balance and dancing to the beat of "If I only had a dime." While speaking on the very berry Blackberry he invented. He said his inspiration to create the Blackberry came to him when he was held prisoner for 10 years by the Viet Cong. He wanted a device so badly to communicate with the outside world. Hence the Blackberry! Good Job Mr. President!!! [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 16 Sep 2008

Vow! Tits a Vooman! Vow! [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: russians react vp candidate palin
Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008

Before expelling US Ambassador, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez first must look at a map to find out where Venezuela is located. Mr. Chavez admitted he may be the President, but he does not have all the answers. Shown in picture is Mr. Chavez high on crack, listening to his IPOD, while diligently searching for "Where in the world is Venezuela." [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: Political
Keywords: venezuela expel u.s. ambassador
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

Here is a Panda chatting it up on the Net. [more]

Author: Scot Marinick
Category: News
Keywords: zoos help rare animals find mates online
Added: Tue, 9 Sep 2008