Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.

 Wilbur and Orville Wright inventers of one of the first airplanes. Shown are the brothers before they even thought of building an airplane. Their inspiration to conceive of the idea baffles them both.

Typical  Muslim Terrrorist child upbringing words of advice from parents. "Keep to yourself, walk softly, Praise Allah and carry a Neutron Bomb at all times."

Photo Shown is a 5 year old Muslim Future Terrorist having playtime with parents.

Dumb, Uneducated  Ugly Man 45 lazy, unemployed and not looking for work. I am new to this thing so I do not know what to write or how to treat a woman since I never had one. Unless you count blow up dolls. Looking for similiar woman that is ugly , low self esteem, divorced the bettter, in need of a real man . I want someone to wash my clothes and have sex whenever I want it. Not looking for intimate conversation but want a LTR leading to marriage and then arguments then divorce. Note very selective.Serious need only reply,

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

U.S. troops in Afghanistan first to get new device; ‘red’ means you have a bomb up your ass or hemorrhoids. Creators of device are selling same device to U.S. hospitals for the upcoming National Health Care System.

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 Learn the trick, dicovered by a pornstar to turn yellow teeth white for under $5.00

Stimulus package goes to hiring more firefighters, but the catch is fireman must donate their moustaches to city sweepers. City sweepers said it's better than nothing and these moustaches really work well. 

 I liked this hot waitress at a diner. One day she noticed my cell and said thats my favorite color. Pink. I says does it look Gay, and she said not on you. Are you gay she asked me? I said no! She said I'm gay. I said really? Then told her I was a lesbian.