The chauffeur accused of trying to blackmail Yoko Ono was indicted and jailed without bail because the judge said he is a potential flight risk.  He was accused of threatening to release embarrassing photographs of Ono unless she gave him $2 million.       Oops.  Too late. [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
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Added: Wed, 20 Dec 2006

Donald Trump gave Miss USA a reprieve Tuesday, allowing the boozing beauty queen to retain her title after she agreed to enter rehab, undergo drug testing, and blow him.   [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Wed, 20 Dec 2006

The sixth Rocky movie opens tomorrow with a 60-year-old Rocky Balboa taking on the heavyweight champ for the purse – which doubtless contains several Mylanta, some Poligrip, and a Depends. [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
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Added: Tue, 19 Dec 2006

A federal judge sentenced "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis to pay a fine and do community service for filming drunken, naked, underage girls in raunchy videos – which many guys feel is a community service in and of itself.     By the way, I produce a show at Rascals in Montclair, NJ, called Girls Gone Funny.  Our next show is Wednesday, January 17th at 8:30pm.  Come on out and catch the show.  It beats prison. [more]

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Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006

Former world silver medal-winning cyclist Tammy Thomas was indicted on three counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice in the federal steroids investigation. She faces up to 20 years in prison for lying to investigators.  She told them she was a woman. (This is really "her," folks.) [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Sports
Keywords: woman joke funny drugs steroids sports jail
Added: Fri, 15 Dec 2006

Because of a previous DUI conviction, if Nicole Richie is found guilty of her latest DUI charge, she will have to go to jail.  Of course, she’ll get right out by walking between the bars.   [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 14 Dec 2006

Outgoing U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan gave a farewell address in Missouri, where the audience was packed – perhaps with people trying to get their first glimpse of a black man.   Annan chose to speak at the Truman Presidential Library to contrast the presidential styles of Harry Truman, who ended a just war using the bomb, with George W. Bush, whose war ended up just bombing.   A career statesman, Annan used judicious language in his criticism of the Bush administration.  Here then is a dictionary of diplomatic doublespeak:   When Annan said, “America must not sacrifice its democratic ideals while waging war against terrorism,” he meant, “The President is a douchebag.”   When Annan said, “No nation can make itself secure by seeking supremacy over all others,” he meant, “No seriously, he’s a douchebag.”   And when Annan concluded, “The U.S. has a special responsibility to the world because it continues to have extraordinary power,” he meant, “And, he’s kind of an asshole.” [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Blogs
Keywords: politics bush president iraq un united nations speech kofi annan joke war funny
Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006

Under a proposed new law, all the residents of Cherry Tree, Pennsylvania, would own guns and know how to use them. Heck, it’s working out great in Iraq. [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Political
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Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006

Mel Gibson's movie "Apocalypto" was No. 1 at the weekend box office, despite Mel’s drunk driving arrest and anti-Semitic rant and even though it’s not in English, has no big stars and includes beheadings. Usually films from anti-Semites that are not in English, have no big stars and include beheadings are only on al-Jazeera. [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006

President Bush has a meeting with Iraq's Sunni vice president, Tariq al-Hashemi. The President said, “We’ve got to bring all the factions in Iraq together. The Shiites, the Sunis and the Sushis.” [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Political
Keywords: bush politics iraq war funny joke
Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006

This month's issue of "GQ" features an interview with Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, who are now seeking a divorce.  The split is amicable, with both parties agreeing to joint custody of the tattoo needles and genital warts.     [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 7 Dec 2006

  I Drank Too Much at the Office Christmas Party  Check out my site, click here-- [more]

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Added: Mon, 4 Dec 2006

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Added: Fri, 1 Dec 2006

In Louisville, Kentucky, a man who lost his hand in a machine press accident more than 30 years ago became the third successful hand transplant recipient in the U.S. and is doing well the day after the surgery at Jewish Hospital.  The Jews have got a hand in everything.       [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Fri, 1 Dec 2006

Africa is facing a growing obesity problem and the World Health Organization predicts it will get worse.  This is a tragic turn of events, since it’s hard to get your kids to eat their chicken nuggets with, “Eat your dinner, there are millions of fat people in Africa.” [more]

Author: Sarit Catz
Category: Sports
Keywords: food africa politics health joke funny fat
Added: Fri, 1 Dec 2006