a new study says that political identity is rooted in one's DNA...my ex gf may have been a republican, but i guess i left some liberal influence in her. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 12 Feb 2008

Mitt Romney was quoted as saying, "The man who wins this race won't necessarily be the person who invested the most money in this, it'll be the person who is the most respected." He then paused for 5 seconds and said, "S**t." [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: Political
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Added: Sat, 2 Feb 2008

There was a recent poll asking if Americans would still vote for Mike Huckabee as president of the United States if he was still 300 lbs. Of course, they wouldn't. Americans don't want to look at the leader of the country and think, this guy could die at any moment. He could've made a good Vice President though... [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: Political
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Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008

A recent report says that if you sit with a computer on your lap all day, it will lower your sperm count...If you’re going to the right websites, it’ll also lower your semen count. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008

An Oregon student conducted an experiment to find out if toilet water is cleaner than her school’s water fountain, and it turned out she was right. She concluded this because of her last experiment, "are dogs smarter than Oregon students?" [more]

Author: Sam Morril
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Added: Mon, 24 Dec 2007

Even murderers are so 21st century now. There is a murderer now who is leaving clues on his MySpace page. This has got to be annoying for the detectives.
“Where is the MySpace killer’s next target?”
“We’re on it, Captain...But his profile is set to private...And he won’t accept our friend request.” [more]

Author: Sam Morril
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Added: Wed, 5 Dec 2007

A Grandfather kills his grandson accidentally when they were hunting deer because they grandson was wearing a deer colored blanket. Maybe not the best idea to dress like the animal you're hunting...

How awkward is that funeral going to be if the grandfather gives a eulogy? "Dear everyone at the funeral....My grandson was always dear to me...And you have to admit...he kind of looked like a deer." [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 27 Nov 2007

A new study reveals that using a laptop can reduce men’s sperm count. I don’t know if this is sure for true, but they can definitely lower semen count.

I have conducted that study first hand.... [more]

Author: Sam Morril
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Added: Sun, 5 Aug 2007

Hollywood pigeons are being put on the pill to prevent pigeon population. That sounds more sensible than what the pigeons here in New York do: Pull out. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
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Added: Tue, 31 Jul 2007

A woman actually went to jail recently for allowing her daughter to have sex with her boyfriend. Let that be a lesson to you. When your kid is having sex, don’t look the other way. Look directly at them. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 21 Jun 2007

Colgate is under investigation after a complaint that someone lost their taste after brushing with Colgate. I'm actually suing Colgate because after brushing, I've been watching Fox News. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Wed, 20 Jun 2007

Beaches in the Manhattan beach area are installing metal detectors. Not only for safety reasons, but to rid the beach of weirdos. [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2007

NYPD cops are now required to take breathalizer tests after they shoot someone. Wow, that’s a lot of confidence in New York’s finest. How about we give them breathalizer tests BEFORE we give them guns? [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2007

In California prisons, gays are now permitted to have overnight conjugal visits. Hey, California. Here in New York, that's what prison is! [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: News
Keywords: california prison sex gay
Added: Sun, 3 Jun 2007

David Hyde Pierce, who played Niles on the hit TV show, "Frasier" has officially come out of the closet. First, Lance Bass. Now, Niles. It's always the people you least suspect... [more]

Author: Sam Morril
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Sat, 2 Jun 2007