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Live Show News: PunchlineMagazine.com's 3rd Anniversary Show with Greg Giraldo, Robert Kelly, Laurie Kilmartin, Ray Ellin, Christian Finnegan and more! October 7, 2008 at 8 PM ET Comix, NY
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a new study says that political identity is rooted in one's DNA...my ex gf may have been a republican, but i guess i left some liberal influence in her.
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Mitt Romney was quoted as saying, "The man who wins this race won't necessarily be the person who invested the most money in this, it'll be the person who is the most respected." He then paused for 5 seconds and said, "S**t."
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There was a recent poll asking if Americans would still vote for Mike Huckabee as president of the United States if he was still 300 lbs. Of course, they wouldn't. Americans don't want to look at the leader of the country and think, this guy could die at any moment. He could've made a good Vice President though...
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A recent report says that if you sit with a computer on your lap all day, it will lower your sperm count…If you’re going to the right websites, it’ll also lower your semen count.
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An Oregon student conducted an experiment to find out if toilet water is cleaner than her school’s water fountain, and it turned out she was right. She concluded this because of her last experiment, "are dogs smarter than Oregon students?"
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Even murderers are so 21st century now. There is a murderer now who is leaving clues on his MySpace page. This has got to be annoying for the detectives.
“Where is the MySpace killer’s next target?”
“We’re on it, Captain…But his profile is set to private…And he won’t accept our friend request.”
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A Grandfather kills his grandson accidentally when they were hunting deer because they grandson was wearing a deer colored blanket. Maybe not the best idea to dress like the animal you're hunting...
How awkward is that funeral going to be if the grandfather gives a eulogy? "Dear everyone at the funeral....My grandson was always dear to me...And you have to admit...he kind of looked like a deer."
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A new study reveals that using a laptop can reduce men’s sperm count. I don’t know if this is sure for true, but they can definitely lower semen count.
I have conducted that study first hand….
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Hollywood pigeons are being put on the pill to prevent pigeon population. That sounds more sensible than what the pigeons here in New York do: Pull out.
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A woman actually went to jail recently for allowing her daughter to have sex with her boyfriend. Let that be a lesson to you. When your kid is having sex, don’t look the other way. Look directly at them.
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