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Sam Morril
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 Aides for Aids

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2009
Category: News  

A Kazakhstan scientist claims he can eliminate AIDS/HIV by injecting patients with perfume. The only downside, the patients will smell like my grandma. 

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 Beatles Rock Band!

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Beatles
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I'm so excited for The Beatles: Rock Band to come out for XBox. I'm already calling 3 of my best friends, and an Asian girl I don't like.

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 Barbie, too edgy?

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Mar 5, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Tattoo
47 Jokes  1 Videos

The new tattooed Barbie doll is too edgy for some parents. Because of the uproar, Mattell has halted production on the pierced clitoris Barbie.

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 Getting into your genes

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Republican
1214 Jokes  29 Videos

a new study says that political identity is rooted in one's DNA...my ex gf may have been a republican, but i guess i left some liberal influence in her.

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 Mitt Romney quote

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Mitt Romney
35 Jokes  1 Videos

Mitt Romney was quoted as saying, "The man who wins this race won't necessarily be the person who invested the most money in this, it'll be the person who is the most respected." He then paused for 5 seconds and said, "S**t."

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 Mike Huckabee, the everyman, literally

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Election
525 Jokes  20 Videos

There was a recent poll asking if Americans would still vote for Mike Huckabee as president of the United States if he was still 300 lbs. Of course, they wouldn't. Americans don't want to look at the leader of the country and think, this guy could die at any moment. He could've made a good Vice President though...

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 Something spermy...

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2008
Category: News  

A recent report says that if you sit with a computer on your lap all day, it will lower your sperm count…If you’re going to the right websites, it’ll also lower your semen count.

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 Toilet water, so in right now.

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Oregon
33 Jokes  1 Videos

An Oregon student conducted an experiment to find out if toilet water is cleaner than her school’s water fountain, and it turned out she was right. She concluded this because of her last experiment, "are dogs smarter than Oregon students?"

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 MySpace Killer

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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MySpace
128 Jokes  9 Videos

Even murderers are so 21st century now. There is a murderer now who is leaving clues on his MySpace page. This has got to be annoying for the detectives.
“Where is the MySpace killer’s next target?”
“We’re on it, Captain…But his profile is set to private…And he won’t accept our friend request.”

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 Grandfather accidentally shoots grandson!

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Nov 27, 2007
Category: News  
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Parents
1208 Jokes  33 Videos

A Grandfather kills his grandson accidentally when they were hunting deer because they grandson was wearing a deer colored blanket. Maybe not the best idea to dress like the animal you're hunting...

How awkward is that funeral going to be if the grandfather gives a eulogy? "Dear everyone at the funeral....My grandson was always dear to me...And you have to admit...he kind of looked like a deer."

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