It's too bad father Joe didn't knock some common sense into little Michael when he had the chance. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson joe family news values
Added: Sat, 4 Jul 2009

To resolve the issues surrounding Michael's death, Jackson family members have offered to testify at the coroner's inquest. But the judge ruled it wouldn't be germane. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson jermaine death overrated pop star coroner
Added: Sun, 28 Jun 2009

Ironically, he passed away quietly. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: billy mays news death hot topic michael jackson recent
Added: Sun, 28 Jun 2009

 The media is labeling the Swine Flu a "pandemic" because a handful of tourists returned from Mexico with a fever, vomiting, diarrhea.
Doesn't everybody come home from Mexico with a fever, vomiting, and diarrhea?
  [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: swine flu mexico news media fever vomiting diarrhea pandemic
Added: Thu, 30 Apr 2009

It was an old, exploding ball of gas that was once a star. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: scientists object space oldest news star exploding gas
Added: Wed, 29 Apr 2009

In March, sales of existing homes spiked 5%.
Sales of non-existing homes remained flat.  [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: economy home sales real estate news obama housing market
Added: Tue, 31 Mar 2009

Arriving to the Inaugural in a wheelchair, outgoing Vice President Dick Cheney proved once and for all he is not The Simpson's Mr. Burns, but rather Mr. Potter from "It's A Wonderful Life." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: dick cheney wheelchair inaugural simpsons politics wonderful
Added: Tue, 20 Jan 2009

President Barack Obama has been so successful invoking the spirit of Abraham Lincoln that today South Carolina seceeded from the Union. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Political
Keywords: obama lincoln president inaugural union south caroliona news
Added: Mon, 19 Jan 2009

"I really should have studied more." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: bigfoot dna sal espana
Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008

Most Americans see nothing but similarities in the policies of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

But actually, there's a vas deferens between the two. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton politics election candidates sex
Added: Thu, 6 Mar 2008

Oh, there's my other hoop! [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Sports
Keywords: chinese acrobats hoop funny sports silly
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Ranger Rod's belief that bananas would lure Sparky the chimp to freedom proved futile. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: monkey hippo animals bananas ranger funny hungry
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Hiroki suddenly flashed back to that horrible Frogger incident of his youth. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: frogger video games traffic funny
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Ignoring potential health problems, even Darth Vader fell victim to adolescent peer pressure to look "cool." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: star wars darth vader smoking mystery sex
Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007

President Bush took Russian President Vladimir Putin on a boat ride near his Maine mansion to view the sights and to discuss various foreign policy issues.

Putin was particularly impressed with Bush's Potemkin-style missle defense system. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: bush putin missile defense potemkin russia president
Added: Mon, 2 Jul 2007