O.J. Simpson will discuss the death of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in a two-part interview on Fox to promote his new book, "If I Did It." The release of the book introduces a fascinating question: "Hey, you black people feel stupid yet for cheering for his acquittal?" [more]

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According to TV Guide, Christina Aguilera will guest star on "CSI: New York" in February. It's rumored the entire forensic team questions their abilities when DNA testing of Christina’s panties narrows her killers down to the New York Knicks and half the New York Rangers. [more]

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Football’s rushing title holder, Emmitt Smith, was crowned the winner of ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."It’s believed the two titles have contributed to his new nickname, “Dr. Cool and Mr. Homo.” [more]

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Added: Fri, 17 Nov 2006

The NYTimes reported that a drug already shown to reverse the effects of obesity in mice and make them live longer has now been shown to increase their endurance as well.  These lobbyists have petitioned vigorously to have it rejected by the FDA. NYTimes 11/17/06             [more]

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Added: Fri, 17 Nov 2006

The New York Times reported that China will surpass the United States as the biggest emitter of carbon dioxide in 2009. Most excited about the news? You guessed it, Plantman. [more]

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Added: Thu, 9 Nov 2006

Ray Ellin, 1970-2006. [more]

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Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

Medical File 73819-2: Tara Reid's vagina. [more]

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Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

The Jets placed Curtis Martin on the reserve, physically-unable-to perform list with a bone-on-bone condition in his right knee, essentially ending his career. A bone-on-bone condition is also responsible for ending the careers of N.J. Gov. Jim McGreevy and Senator Mark Foley. [more]

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Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

The New York Daily News reported that while a 16-year-old boy was out trick-or-treating he was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver last night after an attacker brandishing a knife chased him onto the Harlem River Drive. A carton of eggs was found near the highway, and witnesses said an egg fight led to the chase.It is believed the attacker, seen here, will actually get off given the circumstances of his loss. [more]

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A new report found that resveratrol, which is found in red wine, offsets the bad effects of a high-calorie diet in mice and extends their lifespan. A huge negative, the overweight female mice are being woken up late at night and mounted. [more]

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Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

Bob Barker announced Tuesday that he will retire in 2007 after 50 years in television, 35 of which he spent as the host of "The Price Is Right." Producers admitted they just couldn’t make Bob’s microphone any smaller or thinner so he could hold it. [more]

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Added: Wed, 1 Nov 2006

New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner is back at work after being hospitalized Sunday when he became ill while watching his granddaughter perform in a play. It’s rumored he became extremely ill after realizing her poor performance left him no choice but to trade her for Hillary Swank. [more]

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Added: Wed, 1 Nov 2006

KFC announced yesterday it's booting the unhealthy stuff from most of its menu and using trans fat free chicken.Perhaps one day they can stop freaking out their main customer demographic by booting that southern plantation owner mascot off the bucket. [more]

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Added: Wed, 1 Nov 2006

The New York Times reported that doctors have found that infants who die in their sleep of no apparent cause have subtle deficits in an area of the brain.However, those with blatant deficits in areas of the brain can go on to be successful and prosperous. [more]

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Added: Wed, 1 Nov 2006

The New York Times reported a study on the development of intelligence in the animal kingdom, self-awareness is an important measurement. An animal that is aware of itself has a high level of cognitive ability.Sadly, this animal has no clue as to what a gimmicky hack it is. [more]

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Added: Wed, 1 Nov 2006