O.J. Simpson will discuss the death of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in a two-part interview on Fox to promote his new book, "If I Did It."

The release of the book introduces a fascinating question: "Hey, you black people feel stupid yet for cheering for his acquittal?"

According to TV Guide, Christina Aguilera will guest star on "CSI: New York" in February.

It's rumored the entire forensic team questions their abilities when DNA testing of Christina’s panties narrows her killers down to the New York Knicks and half the New York Rangers.

Football’s rushing title holder, Emmitt Smith, was crowned the winner of ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."

It’s believed the two titles have contributed to his new nickname, “Dr. Cool and Mr. Homo.”

The NYTimes reported that a drug already shown to reverse the effects of obesity in mice and make them live longer has now been shown to increase their endurance as well.

 These lobbyists have petitioned vigorously to have it rejected by the FDA.

NYTimes 11/17/06

The New York Times reported that China will surpass the United States as the biggest emitter of carbon dioxide in 2009. Most excited about the news? You guessed it, Plantman.

Ray Ellin, 1970-2006.

Medical File 73819-2:

Tara Reid's vagina.

The Jets placed Curtis Martin on the reserve, physically-unable-to perform list with a bone-on-bone condition in his right knee, essentially ending his career.

A bone-on-bone condition is also responsible for ending the careers of N.J. Gov. Jim McGreevy and Senator Mark Foley.

The New York Daily News reported that while a 16-year-old boy was out trick-or-treating he was struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver last night after an attacker brandishing a knife chased him onto the Harlem River Drive. A carton of eggs was found near the highway, and witnesses said an egg fight led to the chase.

It is believed the attacker, seen here, will actually get off given the circumstances of his loss.

A new report found that resveratrol, which is found in red wine, offsets the bad effects of a high-calorie diet in mice and extends their lifespan.

A huge negative, the overweight female mice are being woken up late at night and mounted.