5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they
liked best about oral sex:
              a. 3% liked the warmth.
              b. 4% enjoyed the sensation.
              c. 93% appreciated the silence.

Ethel and Sadie are sitting on the porch of their
Miami Beach hotel.

"Oh my God," cries Ethel. "Look at that poor boy! Such
a weak chin. His mouth is crooked. And look, his eyes are crossed."

"That boy," says Sadie, "happens to be my son."

"Oh," replies Ethel. "On him it's very becoming."

Ethel had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter.

"I've tasted fresher fish," said Ethel.

"Not in here," replied the waiter.