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Rob Cioffi - Comedian (C)

Rob Cioffi
"Ah Salami I Like 'Em"


Registered on: 12/04/06
Location: New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/RobCioffi

Biography:

A few times a week I stand up in front of an audience. They often laugh and on occasion applaud.

I am also an actor. Look for me in the feature film "Mo".

I like to write my comedy on parchment with ink-dipped Q-Tips.



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Throwing In The Baby With The Bath Water

Submitted: Dec 24, 2007
Category: News  

Throwing In The Baby With The Bath WaterA couple were arrested for trying to sell their infant at a car wash.

Apparently there is a market for “That New Baby Smell”.

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Kick The Afganistan

Submitted: Aug 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

President Bush

523 Jokes  15 Videos

Kick The AfganistanAfghan President Hamid Karzai mocked the Taliban as a group of defeated cowards who are in endgame mode.

Karzai then said, "Although, I will admit they are freakin' great at hide and seek."

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Queen of Denial

Submitted: Aug 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Lindsay Lohan

84 Jokes  1 Videos

Queen of DenialElle magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan was adamant about never drinking and driving during an interview the day before her 1st DUI.

"I would not do that." she said.

Other things Lindsay thought she would not do:


Piss off Jane Fonda and, by extension, Vietnam.

Herbie Fully Loaded (while, ironically, being fully loaded).

Fez from That 70's Show.

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Diet Coke

Submitted: Aug 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Diet Coke"Does this alcohol monitor make me look fat?"

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Tang Over

Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: News  

Tang OverIt was revealed today that some space shuttle crews were drunk during takeoff.

NASA immediately announced that all astronauts will now be called cosmonauts.

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A Star Is Bourne

Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Matt Damon

8 Jokes  1 Videos

A Star Is BourneWhen receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame actor Matt Damon reacted with disbelief.

So did everyone else.

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Wig Out

Submitted: Jul 13, 2007
Category: News  

Wig OutEnglish judges and barristers will no longer wear powdered wigs while in court.

However, English bobbies will continue chase bad guys in stop motion to the theme from Benny Hill.

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Method Am Federline

Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

183 Jokes  8 Videos

Method Am FederlineBritney Spears issued an apology stating her umbrella attack on a paparazzi's car was part of her being caught up in a character for a movie audition.

She was trying out for the lead in the new Oliver Stone film Mary's Poppin' X.

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Babble of the Sexes

Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Babble of the SexesA surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of speech called 'patronizing parrot'.

They found 70% of all men's utterances are "Yes dear. You are absolutely right about [FILL IN BLANK]. Let me write that down."

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Hog Wash

Submitted: Apr 10, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Hog WashA motorcyclist riding on the interstate had an accident with a bathtub.

The biker tried to avoid the tub but it was surrounded by a barber shop, a Banana Republic outlet and an employment office.

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