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Throwing In The Baby With The Bath Water

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2007
Category: News  
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Baby

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Throwing In The Baby With The Bath WaterA couple were arrested for trying to sell their infant at a car wash.

Apparently there is a market for “That New Baby Smell”.

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Kick The Afganistan

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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Kick The AfganistanAfghan President Hamid Karzai mocked the Taliban as a group of defeated cowards who are in endgame mode.

Karzai then said, "Although, I will admit they are freakin' great at hide and seek."

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Queen of Denial

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan

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Queen of DenialElle magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan was adamant about never drinking and driving during an interview the day before her 1st DUI.

"I would not do that." she said.

Other things Lindsay thought she would not do:


Piss off Jane Fonda and, by extension, Vietnam.

Herbie Fully Loaded (while, ironically, being fully loaded).

Fez from That 70's Show.

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Diet Coke

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Weight Loss

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Diet Coke"Does this alcohol monitor make me look fat?"

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Tang Over

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: News  
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Space

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Tang OverIt was revealed today that some space shuttle crews were drunk during takeoff.

NASA immediately announced that all astronauts will now be called cosmonauts.

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A Star Is Bourne

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Hollywood

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A Star Is BourneWhen receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame actor Matt Damon reacted with disbelief.

So did everyone else.

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Wig Out

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 13, 2007
Category: News  

Wig OutEnglish judges and barristers will no longer wear powdered wigs while in court.

However, English bobbies will continue chase bad guys in stop motion to the theme from Benny Hill.

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Method Am Federline

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Britney Spears

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Method Am FederlineBritney Spears issued an apology stating her umbrella attack on a paparazzi's car was part of her being caught up in a character for a movie audition.

She was trying out for the lead in the new Oliver Stone film Mary's Poppin' X.

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Babble of the Sexes

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Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Babble of the SexesA surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of speech called 'patronizing parrot'.

They found 70% of all men's utterances are "Yes dear. You are absolutely right about [FILL IN BLANK]. Let me write that down."

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Hog Wash

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Apr 10, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Hog WashA motorcyclist riding on the interstate had an accident with a bathtub.

The biker tried to avoid the tub but it was surrounded by a barber shop, a Banana Republic outlet and an employment office.

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