Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires.  [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: Sports
Keywords: a-rod derek jeter new york yankees world series
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton's meeting with Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was going well until Clinton gazed over his shoulder and proclaimed,  "Hey, you can see Sarah Palin's house from here!". [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: sarah palin russia hillary clinton secretary state
Added: Tue, 13 Oct 2009

... the enormous cavity will temporarily be filled by a gin soaked school bus.  So far, nobody has noticed... [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: senator ted kennedy.
Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals.  Asked to comment, mass media starlette Rosie O Donnell said, "Well duh!?!" then returned to her sandwich. [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: rosie o donnell obesity lard over weight cellulite
Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009

....so the President, a Harvard professor, and a Police officer all walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says, "Somehow I'm guessing the intent of this little 'brew-ha-ha' is NOT to save the reputation of the Police Officer..."
  [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: obama white house police harvard
Added: Thu, 30 Jul 2009

 Technology continues to advance at breakneck speed.  Even John McCain finally ditched his trusty 78 speed turntable. He was spotted jogging near the Washington monument sporting his new 8 track player. [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: apple ipod john mccain
Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009

Organizers of the "Buick Open" have assured the press that there are no hard feelings towards GM for their decision to end sponsorship, and that from now on the event will simply be referred to as the "Toyota is BIGGER than GM Open". [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: buick open tiger woods gm toyota golf
Added: Tue, 28 Jul 2009

Newly analyzed remains suggest that a modern human killed a Neanderthal man in what is now Iraq between 50,000 and 75,000 years ago. The finding is scant but tantalizing evidence for a theory that modern humans helped to kill off the Neanderthals.

The reverend Al Sharpton has demanded to know why we are not looking for these "modern humans" and has asked for reparations. [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: reverend al sharpton
Added: Wed, 22 Jul 2009

...and in a probably unrelated story, former klansman - W. Virginia Senator Robert Byrd today showed off a new gold plated coffee table he just acquired for his plantation home. [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson funeral coffin death robert byrd
Added: Thu, 9 Jul 2009

McNair's pastor said: "Yes, he was cheating on his wife and 4 sons - Yes, he was probably cheating on his mistress who shot him as well.... but we choose to focus on the positives at a time like this......for instance:  Steve McNair, at least he wasn't involved in dog fighting, or sleeping with kids!" [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: steve mcnair nfl
Added: Thu, 9 Jul 2009

L'AQUILA, Italy – President Barack Obama joined other world leaders on Wednesday in backing new targets for battling global warming, supporting a goal of keeping the world's average temperature from rising more than 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit).  This enormous task will be accomplished by putting muzzles on the 4 hosts of "The View". [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: g-8 global warming
Added: Wed, 8 Jul 2009

Following the last several Airbus ocean crashes, France has asked Somali Pirates to keep an eye out for "plane parts, luggage bags, or body parts since they're gonna be out there raping and pillaging anyway..." [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: somali pirates france airbus plane crash
Added: Wed, 1 Jul 2009

Following the latest Airbus 310 crash near Comoros, Airbus will rename the 310's, the "Cormorants". [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: airbus cormorant plane crash
Added: Wed, 1 Jul 2009

First it was Ed McMahon, then Farrah, then Michael Jackson, followed by Billy Mays.... and now in a shocking example of divine justice, Bernie Madoff........No, I'm sorry.  He didn't really die, but it DID make you feel GOOD for a moment didn't it? [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: bernie madoff farrah fawcett michael jackson billy mays
Added: Tue, 30 Jun 2009

Kids-r-us is featuring all children's clothing half off.  That's how Michael would have wanted it. [more]

Author: Raymond Dean
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson
Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009