Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires. 

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton's meeting with Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was going well until Clinton gazed over his shoulder and proclaimed,  "Hey, you can see Sarah Palin's house from here!".

... the enormous cavity will temporarily be filled by a gin soaked school bus.  So far, nobody has noticed...

....so the President, a Harvard professor, and a Police officer all walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, "Somehow I'm guessing the intent of this little 'brew-ha-ha' is NOT to save the reputation of the Police Officer..."

 Technology continues to advance at breakneck speed.  Even John McCain finally ditched his trusty 78 speed turntable. He was spotted jogging near the Washington monument sporting his new 8 track player.

Organizers of the "Buick Open" have assured the press that there are no hard feelings towards GM for their decision to end sponsorship, and that from now on the event will simply be referred to as the "Toyota is BIGGER than GM Open".

...and in a probably unrelated story, former klansman - W. Virginia Senator Robert Byrd today showed off a new gold plated coffee table he just acquired for his plantation home.

McNair's pastor said: "Yes, he was cheating on his wife and 4 sons - Yes, he was probably cheating on his mistress who shot him as well.... but we choose to focus on the positives at a time like this......for instance:  Steve McNair, at least he wasn't involved in dog fighting, or sleeping with kids!"