A French airline hostess picked a chocolate wrapper out of the trash and found a winning ticket in a competition to fly to the upper reaches of the earth's atmosphere. 
Officials stated that if she doesn’t follow very strict flight procedure, she could possibly turn into a giant blueberry and be rolled away by little singing people.  [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: willy wonka airport airline stewadess contest
Added: Sun, 30 Nov 2008

After years
of declining sales, The Sharper Image declared bankruptcy.
The move comes after a
miserable period of declining sales and plummeting share prices. For
the 12 months ending Jan. 31, the San Francisco-based retailer posted a
13% dive in same-store sales -- those at outlets open at least a year
-- while total store sales fell 15% to $311.2 million. Overall company
sales cratered 26% to $374.9 million.


In 2006, revenue was $525 million, down from $669 million the year before and $760 million in 2004.
The most pressing concern to shareholders:
Just where will one purchase important items like the Satellite-Coin Sorting-Toothbrush with optional Massage?
  [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: sharper image recession
Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008

Tax increase for people who make more than 250k.
Tax break for people who make less than 250k.
Full audit for Joe The Plumber.
   [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama joe plumber
Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008

Even though many young people think politics are crooked, actress
and Christian rocker Heidi Montag said she is definitely voting for John McCain. It’s likely she’s being pressured by her
Republican Christian parents who said, “Even if she’s gonna get metaphorically
fucked, it better be by a white guy.”
  [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Political
Keywords: heidi montag john mccain
Added: Sun, 17 Aug 2008

Check out our next show on July 23rd with Leonard Nimoy & Oksana Baiul. For tickets Click here [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: leonard nimoy oksana baiul latenet
Added: Mon, 7 Jul 2008

Airbus Industries delivered its first A380 double-decker aircraft to launch customer Singapore Airlines.

The aircraft is so massive, not only does it have a bar on board, it has a deserted back alley to throw drunks into. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: plane airline jet singapore bar
Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008

A strange story out of Los Angeles... 33-year-old Jereme James was charged with attempting to smuggle endangered iguanas into the United States, hiding them in his prosthetic leg.

In an even more bizarre twist, James was smuggling cocaine inside the iguanas. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: iguana james los angeles
Added: Fri, 18 Apr 2008

The Yankees dug up a Red Sox jersey that a construction worker had buried at the site of the new Yankee Stadium, in an attempt to "curse" the Yankees’ new ballpark.

Using jackhammers to break through about two and a half feet of concrete, construction workers pulled out a dusty and torn David Ortiz jersey... draped around the body of Jimmy Hoffa.

They then filled the hole with Jose Canseco. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Sports
Keywords: yankees red sox stadium david ortiz
Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008

The Vatican suspended a gay cleric who confessed his homosexuality on television, even though his face and voice were made unrecognizable.

Apparently, this priest was suspended once before - in a cage above the dance floor at “Sweet Cheeks” in San Francisco. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: vatican pope gay dance clubs
Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008

Professional retard and socialite Paris Hilton is reportedly trying to have a baby.

In other news, Paris Hilton's uterus filed its resignation. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: paris hilton nicole baby
Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008

Reports say Tom Cruise is looking to get fit by having intense Pilates sessions.

Pilates is the name of his young, supple, Greek Houseboy. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: tom cruise cruise
Added: Mon, 11 Jun 2007

HUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, Ariz. - Yesterday marked the opening ceremony for the Grand Canyon Skywalk, an observation deck that extends 70 feet beyond the Grand Canyon's rim and allows visitors to look through a glass floor into the 4,000-foot chasm below, a vantage point more than twice as high as the world's tallest buildings.

The Skywalk has sparked debate on and off the reservation. Many Hualapai Indians worry about disturbing nearby burial sites, and environmentalists have blamed the tribe for transforming the majestic canyon into a tourist trap. But with a third of the tribe's 2,200 members living in poverty, the tribal government decided it needs the tourism dollars.

Another way of getting out of poverty? MOVING OUT OF THE GIANT HOLE YOU LIVE IN. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: News
Keywords: grand canyon skywalk
Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007

Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.

It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: batman tom cruise katie holmes christian bale maggie
Added: Fri, 9 Mar 2007

Pundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Based on this photo, perhaps Mister Coulter is projecting something? [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Political
Keywords: ann coulter right-wing politics liberals john edwards
Added: Mon, 5 Mar 2007

Next stop, America's Top Model. [more]

Author: Ray Ellin
Category: Weird
Keywords: guido funny photo
Added: Mon, 26 Feb 2007