Ray Ellin - Comedian (C)

Ray Ellin
"I love DailyComedy.com!"


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/RayEllin

Biography:

Come to a taping of "LateNet with Ray Ellin" - DECEMBER 18TH for free tix - email latenet@dailycomedy.com

Ray was thrown out of nursery school for biting the other kids.

Been profiled on "Dateline NBC," appeared on a bunch of other TV shows, and produced/directed "The Latin Legends of Comedy," which finished third at the box office (per-screen average) and has been released by 20th Century Fox on dvd.

email: ray@dailycomedy.com

To inquire about booking Ray: booking@dailycomedy.com
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LEONARD NIMOY and OKSANA BAIUL on the next LateNet

Submitted: Jul 7, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Check out our next show on July 23rd with Leonard Nimoy & Oksana Baiul. For tickets Click here
Click here for tickets to lateNet's next show on July 23rd with Leonard Nimoy & Oksana Baiul


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This Plane Is So Big...

Submitted: Apr 23, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

This Plane Is So Big...Airbus Industries delivered its first A380 double-decker aircraft to launch customer Singapore Airlines.

The aircraft is so massive, not only does it have a bar on board, it has a deserted back alley to throw drunks into.

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Iguana Savior?

Submitted: Apr 18, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Iguana Savior?A strange story out of Los Angeles... 33-year-old Jereme James was charged with attempting to smuggle endangered iguanas into the United States, hiding them in his prosthetic leg.

In an even more bizarre twist, James was smuggling cocaine inside the iguanas.

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Yankees Dig Up Sox

Submitted: Apr 16, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Yankees Dig Up SoxThe Yankees dug up a Red Sox jersey that a construction worker had buried at the site of the new Yankee Stadium, in an attempt to "curse" the Yankees’ new ballpark.

Using jackhammers to break through about two and a half feet of concrete, construction workers pulled out a dusty and torn David Ortiz jersey... draped around the body of Jimmy Hoffa.

They then filled the hole with Jose Canseco.

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Vatican Says "Homo is a No-No"

Submitted: Apr 16, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Vatican Says The Vatican suspended a gay cleric who confessed his homosexuality on television, even though his face and voice were made unrecognizable.

Apparently, this priest was suspended once before - in a cage above the dance floor at “Sweet Cheeks” in San Francisco.

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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby

Submitted: Apr 15, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Paris Hilton Wants a BabyProfessional retard and socialite Paris Hilton is reportedly trying to have a baby.

In other news, Paris Hilton's uterus filed its resignation.

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The Tom Cruise

Submitted: Jun 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

The Tom CruiseReports say Tom Cruise is looking to get fit by having intense Pilates sessions.

Pilates is the name of his young, supple, Greek Houseboy.

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Grand Money Maker

Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Grand Money MakerHUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, Ariz. - Yesterday marked the opening ceremony for the Grand Canyon Skywalk, an observation deck that extends 70 feet beyond the Grand Canyon's rim and allows visitors to look through a glass floor into the 4,000-foot chasm below, a vantage point more than twice as high as the world's tallest buildings.

The Skywalk has sparked debate on and off the reservation. Many Hualapai Indians worry about disturbing nearby burial sites, and environmentalists have blamed the tribe for transforming the majestic canyon into a tourist trap. But with a third of the tribe's 2,200 members living in poverty, the tribal government decided it needs the tourism dollars.

Another way of getting out of poverty? MOVING OUT OF THE GIANT HOLE YOU LIVE IN.

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Katie Holmes Out Of Gotham

Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Katie Holmes Out Of GothamMaggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale
in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year.

It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship.

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ann coulter vs john edwards

Submitted: Mar 5, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

ann coulter vs john edwardsPundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Based on this photo, perhaps Mister Coulter is projecting something?

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Kandie Henry says:

Ray I came on paltalk to see your show,I havent been on paltalk in a long time ,Miss seeing your shows,dont know when your on plz let me know so I can see your show thank you.

Kandie Henry says:

"Wow" A neither great show last night (Dec.18) I really enjoyed myself thank you

pink pink says:

You are the Best!

Charlie Ballard says:

Thanks Ray! I'll be in NY in October for the NY Underground Comedy Festival!

seymour ellin says:

hello