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Phil Mazo - Comedian (C)

Phil Mazo
"I put the sensual in consentual."


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: Newark, NJ
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/PhilMazo

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Robin Williams divorce

Submitted: May 7, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

On a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres show, Robin Williams said that he and his estranged wife are proceeding with their divorce in a civil manner. The couple has three children – Zelda, 18, Cody, 16, and Robin, 56.

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Ashlee Simpson engaged

Submitted: May 6, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Ashlee Simpson showed off her engagement ring on the Paul O'Grady British chat show. Made of a non-conflict diamond, the ring should pose a stunning contrast to her marriage.

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Country music singer passes G.E.D. exam

Submitted: May 6, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

34-year-old country music singer Gretchen Wilson, who dropped out of high school in ninth grade, passed her G.E.D. exam in April, telling reporters that she doesn't want her 7-year-old daughter "to think you can be this successful without an education." Having now passed the G.E.D. exam, her next step is to get an education.

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Yoko fights for footage

Submitted: May 2, 2008
Category: News  

Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.

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Rob Lowe's nanny harassed.

Submitted: May 2, 2008
Category: News  

A former nanny filed a sexual harassment suit against Rob Lowe's wife, alleging that she made repeated crude comments about her boyfriend's genitals - referring to them as "The Outsiders."

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Barbara Walters ashamed of retarded sister

Submitted: May 2, 2008
Category: News  

Discussing her new memoir, "Audition," on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Barbara Walters admitted to sometimes feeling embarrassed by her mentally retarded sister, saying: "She stuttered tewwibly."

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Superlatives

Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News  

A 65-year-old woman earned two entries in the latest edition of Guinness World Records: one for having the world's longest fingernails at 24 feet 7 inches, and the second for being the world's least fuckable woman.

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Foley Folly

Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News  

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., expressed concern over what he called "over-friendly" e-mails sent by former Rep. Mark Foley to a former 16-year-old House page, saying that they threatened the GOP's reputation as jerks.


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Airlines cook up fancier food options

Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News  

After having reached new lows with post-9/11 cost-cutting, big airlines are now beginning to give customers better food, more choices and fancier presentation.

Executives assure that the shift will have little affect on comedians' "airline peanuts" bits, noting the simple fix of adding "remember when..."

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Little People Are Just Like People

Submitted: Jan 31, 2007
Category: News  

Steve Delano, a dwarf who produced, directed and stars in the new PBS documentary No Bigger Than a Minute, explained how it was important for him to dispel stereotypes associated with dwarfism. "There's a mythology of dwarfism that everyone has a sense of beinghypersexual, magical, closer to nature," he says.

"Which is preposterous," he adds, "because we are not closer to nature."

 


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