Sarah Palin announced over the weekend that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.  Well what else is there to do in Alaska.  [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin
Added: Tue, 2 Sep 2008

Global warming is a misnomer. Global warming is all the babyboomer women having hot flashes! [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: News
Keywords: current events
Added: Tue, 17 Jun 2008

Democrat Dennis Kucinich told Cleveland's The Plain Dealer's editorial board Thursday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. When asked what he plans on doing next, he told the editorial board that his plan is to get back into his spacecraft and head back to Mars. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008

In a stunning announcement yesterday, the editorial board of the NY Times has formally endorsed Presidential candidate John McCain and not Rudi Giuliani. The board was quoted in saying, "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man who saw no need to limit police power."

When asked to respond to these comments, Mr. Giuliani stated, "Yea, well, I am rubber and you are glue and anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008

Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008

A headline in today's Washington Post reads, "Democratic's Lay into Bush" which is a clear sign that the Democrats are focusing on the lesbian vote. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 23 Jan 2008

Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama began the South Carolina debates yesterday in a heated, finger pointing exchange. However, by the time the debate was about over the tempers began to soften. At one point, Hillary’s face softened into a smile which made everyone scream because they realized it was really Ted Kennedy in drag. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl" [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008

USA Today reports that, “Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO.” A person who claims to have seen the UFO said, “People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times." This would lead us all to agree that Martians must be Democrats if they are picking on the Christian right. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008

The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.” [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008

A sports headline in today’s USA Today states, "Gifted Giant’s Runner’s Come In Big, Li’l packages." This reporter is spending way too much time in the Giant’s locker room because you can’t have a little package and be considered gifted, according to every woman that I have ever dated. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008

Inspired by the Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday to the New York Giants, the rock group Barenaked Ladies announced today that they are changing the name and lyrics of their song “Be my Yoko Ono” to “Be my Jessica Simpson.” [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 15 Jan 2008

And the winner of the Golden Globe is - Americans. We Americans would like to thank the striking Writers Guild of America for not subjecting us to hours of celebrity mind numbing acceptance speeches thanking everyone from the janitor of the high school to their adopted step sister on their father's side. Way to go. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008

Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys lost yesterday to the New York Giants and Jessica Simpson was not at Texas Stadium. She was spotted after the game at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport wearing an Eli Manning jersey and heading to New York. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008

Major League Baseball, the National Football League, and the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency are pledging $10 million over four years for research to fight the use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports. In a similar announcement, NBC, CBS, and FOX have decided to drop MLB and the NFL for the next four years and replace them with male figure skating and female competitive knitting in hopes of adding excitement back into the TV sports lineup. [more]

Author: Peter Margaritis
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 11 Jan 2008