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"It is a small world and I need a bigger circle!"
Registered on: 08/21/06
Location:
Westerville, OH
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/PeterMargaritis
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Biography:
I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. Everyone at some point in their life should attend one of their workshops.
Currently, I am a college professor at a small liberal arts college in Ohio. Sounds like an opening line to a Penthouse Forum article, or so I have been told. I have found the classroom to be a venue where I can use my humor and feel like I am in a comedy club, because the students don’t laugh at my jokes either. In addition, I am a CPA, which is a Certified Public Accountant, not Constant Pain-in-the-Ass, unless you ask my wife. I do enjoy accounting but I was never a really good one. I once asked a client while working on their tax return, what their filing status was, “Married filing Depressed or Single filing Horny.”
I have over 20 years of corporate experience and for a period of time worked for Victoria’s Secret Catalogue. I know what you are thinking, but no, I was not one of the models. I have been able to blend my 20 years of corporate experience, with my 18 years of comic frustration to create a speaking business, where I am billed as the “Accidental Accountant” (www.petermargaritis.com). My presentations/seminars/workshops all center around two things: how to build effective business relationships and effective use of humor.
So, I hope to see you either in a comedy club or at one of my presentations/seminars/workshops.
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Democrat Dennis Kucinich told Cleveland's The Plain Dealer's editorial board Thursday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. When asked what he plans on doing next, he told the editorial board that his plan is to get back into his spacecraft and head back to Mars.
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In a stunning announcement yesterday, the editorial board of the NY Times has formally endorsed Presidential candidate John McCain and not Rudi Giuliani. The board was quoted in saying, "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man who saw no need to limit police power."
When asked to respond to these comments, Mr. Giuliani stated, "Yea, well, I am rubber and you are glue and anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."
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Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site.
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A headline in today's Washington Post reads, "Democratic's Lay into Bush" which is a clear sign that the Democrats are focusing on the lesbian vote.
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Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama began the South Carolina debates yesterday in a heated, finger pointing exchange. However, by the time the debate was about over the tempers began to soften. At one point, Hillary’s face softened into a smile which made everyone scream because they realized it was really Ted Kennedy in drag.
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Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl"
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USA Today reports that, “Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO.” A person who claims to have seen the UFO said, “People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times." This would lead us all to agree that Martians must be Democrats if they are picking on the Christian right.
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The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.”
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