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Peter Margaritis
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 Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Sep 2, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Sarah Palin
215 Jokes  6 Videos

Sarah Palin announced over the weekend that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.  Well what else is there to do in Alaska. 


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 Global Warming

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: News  
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Global Warming
76 Jokes

Global warming is a misnomer. Global warming is all the babyboomer women having hot flashes!

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 Dennis Kucinich is Dropping out

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Democrat
1074 Jokes  13 Videos

Democrat Dennis Kucinich told Cleveland's The Plain Dealer's editorial board Thursday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. When asked what he plans on doing next, he told the editorial board that his plan is to get back into his spacecraft and head back to Mars.

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 NY Times Endorses McCain not Giuliani

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

John McCain
226 Jokes  11 Videos

In a stunning announcement yesterday, the editorial board of the NY Times has formally endorsed Presidential candidate John McCain and not Rudi Giuliani. The board was quoted in saying, "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man who saw no need to limit police power."

When asked to respond to these comments, Mr. Giuliani stated, "Yea, well, I am rubber and you are glue and anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."

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 Tax Rebates

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Porn
170 Jokes  5 Videos

Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site.

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 Washington Post.com Headline

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 23, 2008
Category: Political  
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Democrat
1074 Jokes  13 Videos

A headline in today's Washington Post reads, "Democratic's Lay into Bush" which is a clear sign that the Democrats are focusing on the lesbian vote.

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 Hillary and the South Carolina Debates

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2008
Category: Political  
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Hillary Clinton
234 Jokes  10 Videos

Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama began the South Carolina debates yesterday in a heated, finger pointing exchange. However, by the time the debate was about over the tempers began to soften. At one point, Hillary’s face softened into a smile which made everyone scream because they realized it was really Ted Kennedy in drag.

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 Tony Orlando and Dawn are NY Giants Fans

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Giants
41 Jokes  1 Videos

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl"

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 Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 18, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Democrat
1074 Jokes  13 Videos

USA Today reports that, “Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO.” A person who claims to have seen the UFO said, “People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times." This would lead us all to agree that Martians must be Democrats if they are picking on the Christian right.

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 Knicks win 3 straight

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Knicks
146 Jokes

The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.”

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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]
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