They say "don't put all your eggs in one basket," but I have OCD, so either they all go in one basket or I'm not gonna be able to concentrate. [more]

Author: Neil Rubenstein
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Added: Mon, 21 Jan 2008

Jurors are now deliberating the murder trial of former rock legend and reclusive shut in Phil Spector. Spector's defense was based solely on the fact that if he gets off, he will write a book entitled "If I Did It, Here's How I Shot Her In The Mouth With A Gun, That Bitch." [more]

Author: Neil Rubenstein
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Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007

Mel Gibson is on board with Venod Sekhar to find an environmentally safe way to recycle old tires. Sekhar is one of Malaysia's wealthiest men, and Gibson is best known for his work insulting women, police and jews.
Sekhar was quoted as saying, "We don't have any jews in Malaysia, so it's no big deal."
Gibson was quoted as saying "Burning tires is bad for the environment. Burning jews however..." [more]

Author: Neil Rubenstein
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Added: Thu, 13 Sep 2007

My wife and I are trying to have a baby, so I suggested she start sleeping with black guys. Or Puerto Ricans. [more]

Author: Neil Rubenstein
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: neil dick but funny
Added: Thu, 30 Aug 2007

Leona Helmsley left her dog $12 million in her will.

Howard K. Stern then fought for custody of the dog. Then Michael Vick bashed its skull in with a tire iron. Then OJ said, "If I did kill that dog, here's how I did it." [more]

Author: Neil Rubenstein
Category: News
Keywords: stupid oj vick anna nicole leona dog
Added: Wed, 29 Aug 2007