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 OCD

By: Neil Rubenstein (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

They say "don't put all your eggs in one basket," but I have OCD, so either they all go in one basket or I'm not gonna be able to concentrate.

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 Is This Another OJ Joke?

By: Neil Rubenstein (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Phil Spector
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Jurors are now deliberating the murder trial of former rock legend and reclusive shut in Phil Spector. Spector's defense was based solely on the fact that if he gets off, he will write a book entitled "If I Did It, Here's How I Shot Her In The Mouth With A Gun, That Bitch."

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 F**k Mel Gibson

By: Neil Rubenstein (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Mel Gibson
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Mel Gibson is on board with Venod Sekhar to find an environmentally safe way to recycle old tires. Sekhar is one of Malaysia's wealthiest men, and Gibson is best known for his work insulting women, police and jews.
Sekhar was quoted as saying, "We don't have any jews in Malaysia, so it's no big deal."
Gibson was quoted as saying "Burning tires is bad for the environment. Burning jews however..."

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 Is This Racist?

By: Neil Rubenstein (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Marriage
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My wife and I are trying to have a baby, so I suggested she start sleeping with black guys. Or Puerto Ricans.

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 Is This Hack?

By: Neil Rubenstein (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick
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Leona Helmsley left her dog $12 million in her will.

Howard K. Stern then fought for custody of the dog. Then Michael Vick bashed its skull in with a tire iron. Then OJ said, "If I did kill that dog, here's how I did it."

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