My wife and I were out on the balcony last night, when suddenly she yells out, "I just saw a shooting star"!! I turned to her and said, "No honey, that was just Michael Jackson being rejected from heaven".

A major GPS manufacturer recently announced that you can now purchase Dale Earnhart Jr's voice for your GPS system. Even though it is great to tell you "left turn ahead" or "right turn ahead", it does have a hard time finding certain streets like, Pit Road and Victory Lane.

A British prosecutor announced that 72 year old milkman Robert Holding, supplied his customers with cannabis as well as bottles of milk. Police said they became suspicious when they noticed he was also delivering Twinkies and Doritos.

Barack Obama’s half brother, George Obama, was arrested in Kenya on charges of possession of cannabis, known as Bhang. When asked for a comment George said, “In these tough economic times, I'm always looking for a little bit more Bhang for my buck".

The FAA recently reported that they found 7 bodies in the Hudson River after the crash of US Airways Flight 1549. They could immediately tell that the bodies had nothing to do with the plane crash because they were wearing concrete shoes.

To honor US Airways pilot Captain Chestley Sullenburger, airport bars named a drink after him called “The Sully”. Its 2 shots of Grey Goose with a splash of water and a twist.

The F.A.A. has reported today that U.S. Airways Flight 1549 actually hit a flock of seagulls and not geese as first suspected. They found evidence of a synthesizer in one of the engines.

The F.A.A. has reported today that U.S. Airways Flight 1549 actually hit a flock of seagulls and not geese as first suspected. Unfortunately, no one in the band survived.

Ex-Heavyweight Champ Muhammad Ali attended the inauguration of Barrack Obama today, unfortunately he won't know about it till tomorrow.

The Arizona Cardinals have won their first NFC Championship since 1947. Ironically enough, that was Kurt Warners rookie year.