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 Sexy Time

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: May 16, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan recently topped Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 List. Apparently, the magazine's editor is also the 12 year-old girl who sells lemonade on your corner.

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 The Internet is For...

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Comcast Online showed off a new technology that enables a data download speed of 150 megabits per second -- or in laymen’s terms, way too many “MILF Hunter” videos.

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 What Happens at the Zoo...

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Porn
198 Jokes  9 Videos

Chinese zoo officials have begun showing ‘panda porn’ to encourage the animals to mate more often. Several film stars have already emerged, including Bamboo Delivery Guy #1 from “Ximeng Does Beijing”.

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 The Canadian Climate

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 26, 2007
Category: News  
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Canada
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Paul Hellyer, a former Canadian official, called on all leaders to disclose info on alleged UFO crashes in an effort to curb climate change. After the announcement, Hellyer retuned home to eat a clock radio and pee in his microwave.

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 You Write like a Hobbit

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

After more than 30 years, J.R.R. Tolkien's 'new' novel was finished by his son Christopher. When asked about the lengthy delay, he snapped: "man, you try translating five hundred pages of elvish!"

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 Courtesy Flush, Foxy!

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Cop
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Rapper Foxy Brown claims she was dragged half naked from the toilet during a recent arrest at a Florida beauty supply store. She claims it was because of her race. Who knew that DWB really stood for ‘Deucing While Black’?

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 Sierra Leone, Michigan

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Michigan
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In Michigan, a couple’s $5,000 wedding ring was swallowed by their pet Pit Bull. The ring was finally retrieved, giving new meaning to the term ‘blood diamond’.

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 College, I Did That Once

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2007
Category: News  
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Weight Loss
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Sorority members at DePauw University are being accused of discrimination after dismissing 23 members who were either minorities or overweight. The dismissals resulted from the sorority’s last place finish in the school’s annual “Aryan Limbo Contest”.

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 Lil' Bow Down

By: Morgan Jones (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Baseball
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Recently, a Honus Wagner baseball card sold for a record 2.3 million dollars. It was purchased by teen rapper Bow Wow for his new reality show, ‘Pimp My Ten Speed’.

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