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"Call the ungrateful biatch hotline!"
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Registered on: 04/25/07
Location:
NYC, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/MoJones
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Biography:
New York TV producer, looking to do more comedy writing in the future...hopefully that will finally get my wife off my back.
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Lindsay Lohan recently topped Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 List. Apparently, the magazine's editor is also the 12 year-old girl who sells lemonade on your corner.
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Comcast Online showed off a new technology that enables a data download speed of 150 megabits per second -- or in laymen’s terms, way too many “MILF Hunter” videos.
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Chinese zoo officials have begun showing ‘panda porn’ to encourage the animals to mate more often. Several film stars have already emerged, including Bamboo Delivery Guy #1 from “Ximeng Does Beijing”.
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Paul Hellyer, a former Canadian official, called on all leaders to disclose info on alleged UFO crashes in an effort to curb climate change. After the announcement, Hellyer retuned home to eat a clock radio and pee in his microwave.
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After more than 30 years, J.R.R. Tolkien's 'new' novel was finished by his son Christopher. When asked about the lengthy delay, he snapped: "man, you try translating five hundred pages of elvish!"
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Rapper Foxy Brown claims she was dragged half naked from the toilet during a recent arrest at a Florida beauty supply store. She claims it was because of her race. Who knew that DWB really stood for ‘Deucing While Black’?
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In Michigan, a couple’s $5,000 wedding ring was swallowed by their pet Pit Bull. The ring was finally retrieved, giving new meaning to the term ‘blood diamond’.
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Sorority members at DePauw University are being accused of discrimination after dismissing 23 members who were either minorities or overweight. The dismissals resulted from the sorority’s last place finish in the school’s annual “Aryan Limbo Contest”.
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Recently, a Honus Wagner baseball card sold for a record 2.3 million dollars. It was purchased by teen rapper Bow Wow for his new reality show, ‘Pimp My Ten Speed’.
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Ray Ellin says:
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funny stuff!
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