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Mindy Matijasevic
Mindy Matijasevic
"Alarming, especially to husbands and other tradition-bound people"

New York City, NY

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Who or what to sleep with...

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Aug 15, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

I remember when I slept with people. Now I usually sleep with my remote control, but I'm thinking about sleeping with something more active -- something that can't say stupid shit but perhaps hums.


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another sign of menopause

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Jul 10, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

It's different for each person.  Not everyone gets the heavy-duty sweats.  There's more than one way to tell that you're menopausal.  For instance, getting food caught in your mustache -- that's an indicator.


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Puzzled by Male Culture

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2009
Category: Weird  

I am often puzzled by male culture.  For instance, no matter how pissed off I may get at someone, I've never ever had the urge to take my hand and squeeze my vagina lips together at the person.

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Getting My Figure Back

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Weight Loss

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Losing weight, while getting older, is slow going.  While I get excited about dropping pounds, another tooth chips.  I figure by the time I get my body looking great, I might have no teeth left.  And ya know, some men would actually like that.


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Men Who Call Themselves "Dogs"

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Animal

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Men who call themselves "dogs" really shouldn't flatter themselves so.


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If I ever do hook up with a woman...

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

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It'll be interesting if I ever do hook up with a woman, and the angry dyke who lusted for me finds out.  Then she'll have to see that it wasn't her lack of penis that stood in the way -- it was the size of her balls. 


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Dick-y Dyke

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 8, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Dating

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This woman who was seeing me as a romantic interest was too self-centered a person to consider for such a relationship.  She blamed my lack of interest on my heterosexuality.  I don't get it.  Why would she think I'd find such qualities which I don't like in men to be acceptable in her simply because she doesn't have a penis ... or any way to provide me with medical benefits?


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Is that all it takes?

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Mar 2, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Gay and Lesbian

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I'm single again after a long marriage, and I can't help but notice how much has not changed.  Like if I don't tend to tilt my head, look dreamy-eyed, and softly giggle, some straight men will automatically assume I'm a lesbian.  If that's all it takes, fine, then I'm a lesbian.  ...  A virgin lesbian.  ...  Who sleeps with men.


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Fun with Fractions

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2009
Category: Weird  
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School

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My adult students were having trouble with fraction word problems, so when we were going over one of them, I compared one and a half inches to one and a half dollars.  Then they whizzed through the problem easily.  One woman said to me, "Mindy, you have to speak to us in terms of money."   I looked at the word problem and said, "Sometimes, it's not a matter of money; sometimes, it's a matter of inches." 


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R's for L's

By: Mindy Matijasevic (C)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Election

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In 5th grade we had a new kid in the class, Mei Chung, from China.  The teacher explained he knew no English but was learning fast.  She told us that he'd have trouble with the sound of the letter L and said he'd sound like he was saying the letter R.  He was likeable and did okay.  I was thinking of Mei Chung recently.  Figured he must be an engineer, and I couldn't help but wonder how he spoke of Obama's election.

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Biography
The above quote calling me alarming was said by a friend, fan, and co-worker, M. Levokove.

My comedy, with just a few bleeps, was aired on WBAI FM's feminist radio show, "Joy of Resistance."

Check out my jokes here on my page. Enjoy me. Rate me.

I have a clip on youtube but do not know how to get it on this site except by doing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCNnxSDr1Kc

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Mindy, I'll be up in NY next week. I have an extra ticket to Westside Story. If you're interested in hanging out, let me know. Google me if you don't have my email address.
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summer 2009 Not for Walking Enjoying the other comics at Neumaa Arts Gallery
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