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Michael Hayne
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"I live life knowing that when I die I will go to a better place, as opposed to terminally decompose into odious tissue"

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Senator Roberty Byrd is longest serving Senator

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Congress

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Senator Robert Ryrd (D-WV) is the longest-serving congress member. Apparently he's
been fighting for a public option before there was even a public.
 


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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to be tried in NYC

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New York City

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the 9/11 mastermind and chest sweater, will be sent to a federal prison in nyc where he'll await trial for his involvement in the tragedy of 9/11. Khalid is to be the first person in the last decade to come to nyc and not live in Brooklyn.


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Civil Disobedience

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

I think today's standard of civil disobedience is making a reservation and then not showing up.


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Iran outsources Uranium

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Oct 2, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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David Letterman

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Iran has agreed to start outsourcing its uranium to other countries for enriching purposes. So it seems David Letterman’s intern is now extorting Iran.


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President Obama's School Speech a Sucess

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

School

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According to BBC News, President Obama's speech to school children was deemed a success by many. Millions of children have now joined the Socialist Party. 


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Glenn Beck Loses More Advertisers

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Fox News

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Adding to his woes, it seems Fox News Commentator Glenn Beck lost even more adverstisers. Apparently the White Citizens Council, American Nazi Party, KKK, and the National Man Boy Love Association don't want their reputations damaged.


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Whitehouse Beerfest

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jul 31, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bar

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Despite their diverse backgrounds and different viewpoints, President Obama, Professor Gates, and Officer Crowley found something they could all agree on: Bush jokes.  


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Obama and beer gathering

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jul 31, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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Everybody is still talking about President Obama's beer gathering between Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Officer Crowley. In keeping with the spirt of togetherness, President Obama is planning on having Michael Vick and a pitbull over for a beer.  


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Senator Ensign's Mommy and Daddy give $96,000 to mistress

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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John Ensign

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Sen. John Ensign of Nevada claims his parents gave $96,000 to his mistress and her family.

 Eliot Spitzer spent about $100,000 on his hooker over ten years or so and Senator Ensign spent $96,000 in one day. And the Republicans clam to be more fiscally responsible than Democrats.


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Billy Mays died of heart failure

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2009
Category: News  
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Billy Mays

40 Jokes  5 Videos

So it seems famous pitchmen Billy Mays died from instant heart failure. But just to be sure, police are searching his home and neighborhood for wadded-up shamwows and blood-stained slap-chops.  


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With a sharp, sarcastic tongue and an wit that goes unmatched, Michael Hayne blends clever observations with social commentary and is never, ever boring. He is the cure for the safe, politically correct garbage that has been infecting comedy like a contagious and fatal disease.

Michael Hayne truly cultivated his deeply disdainful distrust (how's that for alliteration?) for politicians, their families, and their dogs and cats after on several election [more]
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