Actress Mackenzie Phillips' new book, "High on Arrival," includes claims she had sex with her famous father which began on the night before her wedding.

She did say, however, that she teased her father for hours before they actually had intercourse so she could have 'something borrowed AND something blue.' [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mackenzie phillips sex father mamas and papas book
Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009

Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino apparently told police that the woman who is accused of trying to extort him had approached him in a restaurant six years ago, and the two had sex at a table after closing time.
I think that's what Denny's calls its Grand Slam Thank You Ma'am Breakfast.
 
  [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Sports
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Added: Wed, 12 Aug 2009

A British judge acquitted Amy Winehouse on Friday of assaulting a fan who asked to take her picture -- saying he could not be sure Winehouse's punching the woman was deliberate.
The judge said the same of Winehouse's hair, makeup and singing career. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: winehouse assault singer music
Added: Sun, 26 Jul 2009

Teen mother Bristol Palin says if she 'could do it all over again she would have waited to have sex.'
Mother Sarah Palin says if SHE 'could do it all over again she would have pushed her pregnant daughter down the stairs.' [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: palin teens pregnancy sex
Added: Wed, 6 May 2009

With the recent Oscar nominations for the movie 'Slumdog Millionaire' it appears auditions are on the rise for the game show 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.' Oddly enough, auditions for 'Who Wants To Be a Slumdog' remain the same. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: slumdog millionaire oscars academy awards
Added: Wed, 4 Feb 2009

Four years after a stroke, 'America's oldest teenager' is still determined to help Ryan Seacrest host this year's New Year's Eve celebration from Times Square. Most Americans seemed glad about the appearance since they much prefer watching the old Dick over the new one. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: new years dick clark ryan seacrest
Added: Wed, 31 Dec 2008

Federal prosecutors have released an affadavit showing recordings of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich allegedly talking about selling Obama's Senate seat.
Blagojevich who said, “I’ve got this thing, and it’s [expletive] golden. And I’m just not giving it up for [expletive] nothing..." was ACTUALLY referring to his personal hairstylist who he stole from Emilio Estevez in "The Breakfast Club." [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: politics blagojevich illinois
Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008

Under pressure to meet combat needs, the Army and Marine Corps have been bringing in more recruits with felony convictions – including manslaughter and sex crimes.

'Cause really, who better to give a gun to and share a fox hole with? [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: News
Keywords: army marines military funny
Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008

Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
 
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it." [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: politics comedy funny president democrats kennedy
Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008

-- The NYPD is getting strict about facial hair, recently telling employees they can no longer sport goatees and chin strap beards, but would be allowed to keep the mustaches.
Mustache-wearing cops will now keep a trimmer in their lockers along with their 70's porn tapes and posters of the 86 Mets. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: News
Keywords: nypd cops comedy news new york city
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008

A Chinese toy maker has recalled millions of toy beads after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful date rape drug when ingested.

In other news...singer R. Kelly was seen completing his Christmas shopping early this year. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: News
Keywords: comedy toys christmas
Added: Thu, 8 Nov 2007

A city official is suggesting birth control for pigeons that congregate
around the Staten Island ferry. The product called OvoControl P would be placed in rooftop bird feeders.

The pigeons seem very excited about the new contraception since they'd previously just been using the dirty condoms they found on the ferry terminal. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: News
Keywords: comedy new york city birds
Added: Tue, 30 Oct 2007

Appearing on Donny Deutsch's CNBC show, "The Big Idea," on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren't any Jewish people and that they needed to "perfect" themselves into -- Christians.

Coulter later admitted she was just upset because Jews invented the traditional circumcision -- hers went awry years ago and left her with a vagina. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: religion politics coulter comedy jews christians
Added: Fri, 12 Oct 2007

Republicans are getting excited as the new Ann Coulter doll may hit store shelves just in time for the Christmas season.

The company who makes the doll says it is the same size as Barbie, but has the parts of Ken. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: ann coulter politics republicans toys
Added: Wed, 10 Oct 2007

Madame Tussauds wax museum has just opened its doors in Washington DC.

According to their press release -- "the attraction will give visitors an interactive, full-sensory experience; they will be able to touch, see and hear celebrities in a way unlike any other Washington D.C. attraction."

Senator Larry Craig said he can't wait to get his statue erected. [more]

Author: Meredith Daniels
Category: Political
Keywords: political museum washington craig senator
Added: Fri, 5 Oct 2007