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Matthew Wilding
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An unpopular majority

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2010
Category: Political  
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Harry Reid

33 Jokes  1 Videos

Harry Reid's wife has been released from the hospital following a car accident. unfortunately, his reelection campaign is still in critical condition. 


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Reviving the American auto industry

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2010
Category: News  
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Toyota

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In an effort to capitalize on Toyota's declining image, GM is rebranding itself with a new slogan: "Like a rock - with breaks that work."


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Government efficiencies

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2010
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Mississippi

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A number of states are streamlining departments within the government to save money. Massachusetts has brought their highways and trains under one transportation umbrella, and Mississippi is merging their public schools and correctional facilities into The Department of Stuff that Don't Work. 


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Ark on the hahbah

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2010
Category: News  
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Pat Robertson

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Massachusetts was pounded with torrential rain this week. It was part one of that flood Pat Robertson keeps warning us about. 


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Spoiler alert

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

LOST

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A Georgia man smashed 29 flat screen televisions with a bat in a Walmart. He reportedly hadn’t seen that episode of “Lost” yet. 


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Where go my legos?

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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San Francisco

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Lego models of three San Francisco landmarks have been stolen. And now dozens of homeless Lego men have nowhere to loiter. 


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Dirty dancer

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Wisconsin

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A Wisconsin man was arrested after repeatedly shocking his dance instructor with a stun gun. He says the victim “defiles married women.” That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that all dance instructors do with women is shop and gossip.


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Sausage fingers

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: Weird  
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iPhone

58 Jokes  7 Videos

They have iPhones in South Korea now. And rather than take their gloves off in the cold, people have found that a popular sausage snack works as a stylus on the screen. The same thing hasn’t caught on in the states because Americans can’t be trusted to hold a sausage without eating it. 


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National pride over ratings

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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CBS

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NBC plans to cover 835 hours of the Winter Olympics this year – more than the 2002 and 2006 Winter Olympics combined! They also may cancel it if the first two days lose to CBS in the ratings. 


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Winter ratings war

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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NBC

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NBC plans to cover 835 hours of the Winter Olympics in an effort to prove to viewers that they don’t always cancel programming that nobody’s watching.


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