Harry Reid's wife has been released from the hospital following a car accident. unfortunately, his reelection campaign is still in critical condition. 

In an effort to capitalize on Toyota's declining image, GM is rebranding itself with a new slogan: "Like a rock - with breaks that work."

A number of states are streamlining departments within the government to save money. Massachusetts has brought their highways and trains under one transportation umbrella, and Mississippi is merging their public schools and correctional facilities into The Department of Stuff that Don't Work. 

Massachusetts was pounded with torrential rain this week. It was part one of that flood Pat Robertson keeps warning us about. 

A Georgia man smashed 29 flat screen televisions with a bat in a Walmart. He reportedly hadn’t seen that episode of “Lost” yet. 

Lego models of three San Francisco landmarks have been stolen. And now dozens of homeless Lego men have nowhere to loiter. 

A Wisconsin man was arrested after repeatedly shocking his dance instructor with a stun gun. He says the victim “defiles married women.” That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that all dance instructors do with women is shop and gossip.

They have iPhones in South Korea now. And rather than take their gloves off in the cold, people have found that a popular sausage snack works as a stylus on the screen. The same thing hasn’t caught on in the states because Americans can’t be trusted to hold a sausage without eating it. 

NBC plans to cover 835 hours of the Winter Olympics this year – more than the 2002 and 2006 Winter Olympics combined! They also may cancel it if the first two days lose to CBS in the ratings. 

NBC plans to cover 835 hours of the Winter Olympics in an effort to prove to viewers that they don’t always cancel programming that nobody’s watching.