Cuban president Fidel Castro has recently been fitted for an artificial anus.  When asked to comment Castro said, "I haven't felt anything like that since my fraternity initiation."

Back in the day we had the Star Trek geeks and the Star Wars nerds, but today we have something even worse.  The new menace I speak of is World of Warcraft.  These new generations of nerds are just as annoying as the nerds of yesteryear.  It's not just a TV show or movie this time.  This is even worse that D & D.  Now the geeks have the power to create a some sort of mystical creature and live vicariously through it instead of living in reality.  So when you ask one of them "what have you been up to lately" you won't get an answer like "oh, I got a new job" you're more likely to hear "oh, I got my cleric wizard to level 30 and got a new spell".  I have some friends that are involved with this and I'm worried about them.  They spend endless hours playing a game when they can use their computer for what its real purpose, watching porn and illegally downloading music. 

Hey guess what everyone, Erik Estrada is going to be a real cop.  Hence bringing Chips to life.  How fucking scary is that.  From the bowels of reality show hell comes a program that's going to give a midget a gun.  Some shit town in Indiana, no offense, is going to have 5 C list celebrities protect and serve them.  Now if I would love to have been a fly on the wall for the meeting that green lighted that show.  Then I would change from a fly to mountain lion and rip each soulless son of bitch limb from limb so the general public would not have to be subjected that concoction of the devil himself.  I'm not really a religious person, but God have mercy on our souls. 

I was born Catholic, enough said.  So that means I was force fed religion from birth, and I don’t know shit about it.  Religion fascinates me to a point where I actually want to give a fuck.  I don’t but the fact that I want to is pretty good in my opinion.  When I was in church and actually fucking awake the only thought I had was “holy shit, this is a cult”.  I think that because it fucking is.  Just the way everyone sings.  Its creepy in it’s the same zombie like moan.  Not to mention the stand, sit, kneel, stand, sit, kneel.  The priest got the congregation by a leash.  Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not against faith.  If you believe something that’s fucking great, but keep it to yourself.  I have a system of beliefs.  I believe in an almighty power, and that he hates me and won’t let me find true happiness.  I say bad shit all the time.  That maybe why I’m not happy.  It got so bad at one point a friend of mine actually called me god’s mistake.  Let me tell you, that’s not too good for the self esteem.  I’m no theologian, but that can’t be good.  When you are called the mistake of the entity that created everything and created it in its image you may have to think about changing your ways. I guess I better get myself on the straight and narrow or I don’t have a pleasant afterlife ahead of me. Well fuck it.  I can’t let the fact that my soul will be tortured for eternity deter me from having a good time now.  If Jesus was born in what is now the Middle East, why is he white?  I know it’s because of the people who wrote the bible, but why hasn’t anyone said “Uh, can that be right”.  That’s because Christians wouldn’t be able to accept an ethic savior, but I’m going to laugh my ass off if Jesus is anything but white when I get to heaven.  Or should I say if I get in.